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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by avidamoeba@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Folks with vaginas, I'm conducting some family comparative analysis and I'd like to know how many standard pieces of toilet paper do you use when wiping after a pee. I posted some comments with options to upvote if you like.

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[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 45 points 2 weeks ago

I do not have a vagina, but I have noticed that by myself 1 roll of tp will last 2-4 weeks, but when I have feminine company it becomes more like 1+ roll a week.

It's mind boggling how you need so much more tp than us guys do, not that I blame you cos it's different down there.

Maybe I'm more concerned that in 10,000 years of civilization no one has developed a better way. We have "spray with water" and "copious amounts of absorbent material".

Where's the 3 shells at, people?

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 44 points 2 weeks ago

Also vaginaless, but I'll throw in one square as an answer. All the jiggling in the world won't get rid of that last drop. It's either TP, or my undies.

[-] johsny@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

I slap it against the door frame as I leave the bathroom.

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

What an image. But explains the penis level dents I see in toilet door frames sometimes.

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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta press that spot behind ur balls, kinda moving back to front, and it comes out. This secret arcane knowledge was lost for millenia in my lineage, no longer passed down man to man. A kind stranger on the internet shared it with me.

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[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd go with undies.

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[-] Head@lemmings.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of 'I don't have a vagina BUT' posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn't asked BUT...

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago

Personally I don't see anything wrong with that at all. Commenting even if you don't have a vagina is absolutely not the same as speaking for everyone that does have one. In fact I haven't found a single comment that speaks for anyone but themselves.

If it's absolutely critical that only people with a vagina comments, OP should probably have put the question on a gendered ask community instead of the main one.

Some people just like to engage in the conversation about something they think is interesting even if it wasn't explicitly asked for. It's also interesting to compare delta-TP between genders.

Telling people to die seems a bit extreme for such a non issue.

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[-] swankypantsu@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have a vagina yet BUT...

I'd like to learn from current owners by interacting with this post.

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

I can answer for my wife! She said three folded, when it's our normal tp, Charmin. Two extra for other brands.

That's all it takes with her configuration to be dry. I'll vote on the comments, but since she gave more than a number, and it was variable, figured that might help too.

Fwiw, I make sure to give things an extra squeeze with a few pieces myself. Not a fan of late drips in my drawers. Pee, shake, paper & gentle squeeze. Then wash hands.

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[-] feef@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Peepee User here, I use 1

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Alice@beehaw.org 16 points 2 weeks ago

It really depends. Both on how much I peed, and also how decent the TP is. Basically however many it takes not to saturate the TP, and not get urine/blood/mucus on my hands. Could be three, could be a ton.

I'll use a TON more during my period, as even with a cup in, blood finds it's way onto my skin and then the flow of the urine helps spread it to every nook and cranny.

Another thing to take into account is discharge. That definitely takes extra TP, it's thicker and a few squares won't hold up.

TL;DR whoever gives a consistent amount of squares is either lying or has a much nicer vagina than I do

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[-] FruitfullyYours@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Do you have a square to spare? All I need is a square

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t have a square to spare!

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can't spare a square?!

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

2 or 3 squares, often folded. If the paper is cheap single ply it might be two or three times the amount.

[-] 93maddie94@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

At home: 3 squares, folded. At other places with different paper: 4-5, depending on quality. Out and about with the tissue paper that exists in public bathrooms? Maybe the length of my arm.

[-] Silentiea 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not a fan of the 0.5-ply paper they have at work?

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Two or three, more if my uterine lining is shedding.

[-] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

Three shares, folded in half, then in half again. Maybe two squares if it's quilted.

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[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

I know I'm not the target audience, but when I'm at home I rinse my stick

[-] emogu@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Same. Just hold it against the inside of the bowl and flush. Badabingbadaboom

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

4 rolls. Amateurs

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Patchwork@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Penis owner here. Occasionally I'll use 1-2, or part of a paper towel (or whatever else I can find first).

In 30+ years of peeing, I still can't figure out why it sometimes stays under my foreskin, then makes a wet spot on my pants two minutes later. Guess I'm just bad at peeing.

[-] heydo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

I have nothing to add. I just like this as a saying.

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

Penis owner here, I used to do 1just to dab the tip cuz that's what my dad did but learned later that nobody else does it and stopped.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Last drop belong to undies, that's the law

[-] zzx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Nan fuck that I always do the dab, I don't want my dick to be pp flavored

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[-] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wash like civilized human.

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[-] Countess425@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I definitely use more than I need. #Privileged

[-] TisI@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I obviously wash, but when I'm home I use washcloths to dry my vagina, and they're just the best. If I can't use washcloths to dry, I use those interfold tissues. They're amazing, they don't rip and you don't find tiny rolled pieces all over the place.

If I'm not in the house, in public places I use the interfold tissues if they have them, otherwise, depending on the quality of the tp, a minimum of 3 up to 6 or 7.

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[-] ada 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Subtracty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Feeling wasteful in the between 4 and 6 category. That is, if I am away from home and there is no bidet. That is just what I feel adequately safe/dry with

[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

When I was young with tighter labia that didn't flap or stick to the side and had a firmer bladder, 3, every time. Now 4.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

1, sometimes 2.

Does anyone else have the problem where sometimes a bit of TP sticks to your labia? especially the 1-ply

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[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, before I had terrible digestive problems, I would typically use four. Three for the initial wipe, and one to make sure everything is dry. Sometimes two to make sure everything is dry.

Now that I have terrible digestive problems, I think it's more like 10. I should buy stock in Cottonelle.

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[-] winkly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
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