609
all 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I lot of my friends growing up smoked. Like, my best friends. Most of my family, my mom and all of my older siblings, all smoked.

When I was something like fourteen or some shit, I took one drag and thought it was the most disgusting shit I had ever tasted on my life and an immensely unpleasant experience. Never touched them again, never even wanted to. It's honestly one that baffles me.

Edit, typos

[-] grubbyweasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

It looks awesome unfortunately

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Kinda the opposite for me. I don't smoke or drink and absolutely hate people smoking in public so I find them a bit repulsive. Doesn't help that my grandpa was addicted to smoking and had a tough time getting off it.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 71 points 2 months ago

Initially people start doing it to fit in and look cool, then the nicotine's tentacles creep around your brain and hook them in.

I tried it once and never look back, it's the worst recreational thing i ever do, the second being alcohol. I'm more intrigued on why people even start to discover and smoke this stuff, they got to be the most masochistic person in history.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

as you said, to look cool and tough, even though they are so weak they can't resist using something that gives you cancer

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Imagine being able to resist giving yourself cancer XD

[-] TacoNot@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Spoken like a square

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 63 points 2 months ago

Wish I never smoked, but over 4 years since my last and no cravings. Always was afraid that cravings would never go away, that hungry anxiety was awful, even if it was dull after a time

Terrible addiction that isn’t worth it

[-] Kallioapina@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago

Little over four years smokeless for me too, after 20 years of smoking. High five for the quitter crew!

Sadly I still get cravings almost weekly.

[-] Pilon23@feddit.dk 18 points 2 months ago

10-year smoker here who quit 5 years ago. My cravings were gone after about a month. I had nightmares about smoking occasionally for the first year or so though. I really didn't wanna fall back into the trap

I attribute the lack of cravings mostly to quitting using "the easy way to quit smoking" book by Allen Carr. It really helped how I thought about smoking as a whole. It's designed to be read while you're quitting, but maybe even 4 years later it could help you - worth a shot I'd say.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

I did get them the first time I tried quitting, which lasted 1 or two years before I started up again

I don’t think I’ll ever smoke again this time though. Combination of reasons, I have kids now, who I don’t want affected by it. I ve really gotten into cardio since then, and I’m starkly aware of how it affects your lungs. Also this second time I quit I had a minor health scare where my mouth started sloughing a bit. Wasn’t just the smoking causing that, I also was drinking some very acidic juice and was reacting badly to a toothpaste ingredient, but it did help me to quit

[-] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

1 year with nothing, after years of vape only and a long time with smokes.

I still get cravings every once in a while, especially with certain actions. Recently It was playing a record, I used to sit and listen to music and chug on my vape and now I sit and do nothing, so the craving comes back.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Haha oh man, a smoke on the move used to be my jam. Smoke when leaving a place. Smoke before I go in the building. I guess that happens ubiquitously enough that the correlation gets burned through pretty quickly

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

I liked my sister's answer when someone offered her cigarettes to try.

"If I don't like it, it will be a shitty experience. If I do like it, that's much worse. There's no way for me to smoke a cigarette and win."

[-] AprilShowers 22 points 2 months ago

I mean as cliche as this seems to be an an answer, I think the best solution is to not try them in the first place. You can't lose if you never play the game.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah. It's weird that just saying "no" really is the best move. We just shouldn't count on it when teaching kids about substance abuse.

Just like with abstinence-only sex education, basing the entire strategy around just one method of preventing an unwanted outcome is dumb.

[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Life is shitty enough without adding a serious addiction in top of it, I'm good, thanks

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Just smoke tomorrow too, see where it goes

[-] xep@fedia.io 22 points 2 months ago

Humans are weird.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Senseless@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

I rarely smoke when I drink a bit too much and I always regret it the next morning because my clothes stink, my hands stink and my mouth tastes like a damn ash tray.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I've moved to vaping, but every so often I'll have a few too many and crave a cigarette. I regret it about two puffs in every time, shit's gross - and I say this as someone who smoked for almost 20 years.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

If you don't smoke Tarrlytons, fuck you.

Easy to become a victim of the advertisement glamour.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I was once in a band with 3 guys who chainsmoked. Locked in a shitty practice room in the bass players house with the windows and doors closed for hours at a time twice a week or more.

After a year of this I would get nicotine fits if we didnt practice.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 months ago

When I first started smoking by stealing from my dad's packs in junior high, I didn't even know you were supposed to inhale it. I thought you just tasted the smoke, holding it in your mouth, and then blowing it out because my grandpa smoked cigars and remembering him saying that's how it's done as a kid.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Try smoking your first after 4 beers. That'll get you hooked

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That’s the only time I have one, well half of one, a whole cigarette feels like a lot

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I never even bothered trying it. Expensive, smelly, bad for your health, it's all downsides.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Be me.
Be 12.
With my friend, steal a pack of ciggies from his mum.
Smoke a couple in low ground between two fields, surrounded by Meadow Pipits and Chiffchaffs.

Didn't bother for a fair few years after that. Never really got into it, but enjoyed the acceptable work breaks that came with it for a while. Haven't smoked more than a cigar or two a year for the last 25 years.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

the only good cigarette is a drunk one

[-] wolf_2202@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I used to get a hankering for cigarettes once in a blue moon after college. I kept a pack of Marlboros for such occasions. Two drags into one of those loathsome little death sticks and I remembered why I never smoke the damn things. Haven’t smoked a cigarette in 6 years and I can count the number of cigarettes I’ve smoked in my life on one hand.

[-] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Same but with beer (and most alcoholic drinks really)

[-] ClockNimble@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Nicotine levels have been increased to compete with vapes.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

the first cigarette of the morning always feels like that

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This reminds me of when I tried smoking when I was 18. It did nothing to me and I didn't see the point. So I did not continue.

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Cuz' they're not pussy's.

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
609 points (100.0% liked)

Greentext

4623 readers
1602 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS