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[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 101 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I lot of my friends growing up smoked. Like, my best friends. Most of my family, my mom and all of my older siblings, all smoked.

When I was something like fourteen or some shit, I took one drag and thought it was the most disgusting shit I had ever tasted on my life and an immensely unpleasant experience. Never touched them again, never even wanted to. It's honestly one that baffles me.

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[-] grubbyweasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

It looks awesome unfortunately

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Kinda the opposite for me. I don't smoke or drink and absolutely hate people smoking in public so I find them a bit repulsive. Doesn't help that my grandpa was addicted to smoking and had a tough time getting off it.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 73 points 10 months ago

Initially people start doing it to fit in and look cool, then the nicotine's tentacles creep around your brain and hook them in.

I tried it once and never look back, it's the worst recreational thing i ever do, the second being alcohol. I'm more intrigued on why people even start to discover and smoke this stuff, they got to be the most masochistic person in history.

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

as you said, to look cool and tough, even though they are so weak they can't resist using something that gives you cancer

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Imagine being able to resist giving yourself cancer XD

[-] TacoNot@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Spoken like a square

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 65 points 10 months ago

Wish I never smoked, but over 4 years since my last and no cravings. Always was afraid that cravings would never go away, that hungry anxiety was awful, even if it was dull after a time

Terrible addiction that isn’t worth it

[-] Kallioapina@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago

Little over four years smokeless for me too, after 20 years of smoking. High five for the quitter crew!

Sadly I still get cravings almost weekly.

[-] Pilon23@feddit.dk 19 points 10 months ago

10-year smoker here who quit 5 years ago. My cravings were gone after about a month. I had nightmares about smoking occasionally for the first year or so though. I really didn't wanna fall back into the trap

I attribute the lack of cravings mostly to quitting using "the easy way to quit smoking" book by Allen Carr. It really helped how I thought about smoking as a whole. It's designed to be read while you're quitting, but maybe even 4 years later it could help you - worth a shot I'd say.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

I did get them the first time I tried quitting, which lasted 1 or two years before I started up again

I don’t think I’ll ever smoke again this time though. Combination of reasons, I have kids now, who I don’t want affected by it. I ve really gotten into cardio since then, and I’m starkly aware of how it affects your lungs. Also this second time I quit I had a minor health scare where my mouth started sloughing a bit. Wasn’t just the smoking causing that, I also was drinking some very acidic juice and was reacting badly to a toothpaste ingredient, but it did help me to quit

[-] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

1 year with nothing, after years of vape only and a long time with smokes.

I still get cravings every once in a while, especially with certain actions. Recently It was playing a record, I used to sit and listen to music and chug on my vape and now I sit and do nothing, so the craving comes back.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

Haha oh man, a smoke on the move used to be my jam. Smoke when leaving a place. Smoke before I go in the building. I guess that happens ubiquitously enough that the correlation gets burned through pretty quickly

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

I liked my sister's answer when someone offered her cigarettes to try.

"If I don't like it, it will be a shitty experience. If I do like it, that's much worse. There's no way for me to smoke a cigarette and win."

[-] AprilShowers 24 points 10 months ago

I mean as cliche as this seems to be an an answer, I think the best solution is to not try them in the first place. You can't lose if you never play the game.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah. It's weird that just saying "no" really is the best move. We just shouldn't count on it when teaching kids about substance abuse.

Just like with abstinence-only sex education, basing the entire strategy around just one method of preventing an unwanted outcome is dumb.

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[-] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Life is shitty enough without adding a serious addiction in top of it, I'm good, thanks

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Just smoke tomorrow too, see where it goes

[-] xep@fedia.io 23 points 10 months ago

Humans are weird.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 20 points 10 months ago
[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago

If you don't smoke Tarrlytons, fuck you.

Easy to become a victim of the advertisement glamour.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 12 points 10 months ago

I rarely smoke when I drink a bit too much and I always regret it the next morning because my clothes stink, my hands stink and my mouth tastes like a damn ash tray.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I've moved to vaping, but every so often I'll have a few too many and crave a cigarette. I regret it about two puffs in every time, shit's gross - and I say this as someone who smoked for almost 20 years.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I was once in a band with 3 guys who chainsmoked. Locked in a shitty practice room in the bass players house with the windows and doors closed for hours at a time twice a week or more.

After a year of this I would get nicotine fits if we didnt practice.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 10 months ago

When I first started smoking by stealing from my dad's packs in junior high, I didn't even know you were supposed to inhale it. I thought you just tasted the smoke, holding it in your mouth, and then blowing it out because my grandpa smoked cigars and remembering him saying that's how it's done as a kid.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Try smoking your first after 4 beers. That'll get you hooked

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That’s the only time I have one, well half of one, a whole cigarette feels like a lot

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I never even bothered trying it. Expensive, smelly, bad for your health, it's all downsides.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 10 months ago

Be me.
Be 12.
With my friend, steal a pack of ciggies from his mum.
Smoke a couple in low ground between two fields, surrounded by Meadow Pipits and Chiffchaffs.

Didn't bother for a fair few years after that. Never really got into it, but enjoyed the acceptable work breaks that came with it for a while. Haven't smoked more than a cigar or two a year for the last 25 years.

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[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

the only good cigarette is a drunk one

[-] wolf_2202@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I used to get a hankering for cigarettes once in a blue moon after college. I kept a pack of Marlboros for such occasions. Two drags into one of those loathsome little death sticks and I remembered why I never smoke the damn things. Haven’t smoked a cigarette in 6 years and I can count the number of cigarettes I’ve smoked in my life on one hand.

[-] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Same but with beer (and most alcoholic drinks really)

[-] ClockNimble@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Nicotine levels have been increased to compete with vapes.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

the first cigarette of the morning always feels like that

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Cuz' they're not pussy's.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

This reminds me of when I tried smoking when I was 18. It did nothing to me and I didn't see the point. So I did not continue.

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