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Big Boss rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/196
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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.

Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.

Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You'll feel free. In the box. Everything is better... In the box.

Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They'll recharge your batteries.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You're pretty good!

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago

Remember the basics of CQC

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

Step one: Pull up pants really high.
Step two: Say "I'm the big boss man."

[-] bbpolterGAYst 9 points 3 months ago

woah.. i guess you could really say that i was the Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain all along...

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As a former newspaper graphics person, the days shit like that came along were great. “You want me to what? OK.”

I can’t see the date so I choose to believe this was all camera and felt pen.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Turns out the secret to being a big boss is to have owned a BB gun as a kid.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] Smorty 2 points 3 months ago

War auch mein erster Gedanke. Jeder VPN ihnen könnte ein Scholz sein!

[-] QuentinQuiver@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Just have OCD and do compulsions all the time

[-] Bruhh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Never played it but is this an MGSV reference?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Metal Gear Solid in general, but yes!

[-] kittenzrulz123 3 points 3 months ago

I accidentally thought this was a bunch of images of Moshe Dayan

[-] H4rdStyl3z 3 points 3 months ago
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