"You want me to wear a flashlight to bed? Huh, this looks like those lights on your truck. And why is your phone making that engine noise? Is that SOOT in the humidifier?!"

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Depends on where they live cause the cops might be these same people

My brother is in the market for a truck. He wants it to actually put things in the back of it, specifically a motorcycle.

I know that there are trucks out there that have beds big enough, there has to be, but holy moly it's like every truck bed is made for 3 grocery bags and a 6 pack. I can haul more in the back of my GTI then some of these trucks out here. When the hell did they turn so useless??

If I have to hook up a trailer to carry most things what's the point of a truck

Last year I bought a truck with an 8ft bed. Its very unusual to see a single cab long bed truck that's as new as mine (2012) without it being someone's fleet truck, in fact, it's the only one I've seen for sale locally. The next cheapest truck was twice the price, had twice the miles, but it also had a 4 door cab and a little 5 foot bed. It's apparently what most people want.

And if they do pull a trailer, it's 20 under the speed limit in the passing lane.

Do you really think this clown car is used as a work vehicle?

My house was built by a mason long before cars even existed.

If the local contractors are any indication, they probably haul their stuff on and in an old minivan.

This is precisely why they can't have houses in China because all the roads are tiny and they can't fit a truck big enough to haul a 2x4.

Right?

Not with a truck like this, I can promise you lol. This is not the truck of someone who needs to do any work with it. Or even go offroad with it.

This is an SUV for a man who who's masculinity is too fragile to own a "feminine" SUV or minivan, so they stick a little tiny bed on the back and he can walk around saying that he uses his truck for Serious Business.

In my country they use vans like a Mercedes Sprinter because you can actually keep your stuff dry and even make a little workshop in there. The only use I can think of for a pickup truck is maybe gardeners so they don't have to haul a trailer for their green waste? Could also maybe be useful to haul strawbales if you have a small farm. But you can just do that in a trailer behind your van as well, and your equipment will be dry inside the van and you can leave the trailer when you don't need it.

Seeing as the walls are made of 8x8 logs, I have no clue.