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[-] Daxter101 44 points 10 months ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 72 points 10 months ago
[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 51 points 10 months ago

If you're OOTL, it's a reference to the Republican posting about being a black nazi on a porn site https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mark-robinson-black-nazi-porn-forum-1235107129/

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

13³ and for a moment Macaulay Culkin

[-] David_Eight@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Yeah, none of that pussy flex pipe they use now a days. You gotta use hard lines like a real man.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I hear this man typed 10,000 words over several post devoted to black pipe.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 39 points 10 months ago

I like these memes. As someone who is endlessly critical of establishment politicians these are cute and lets me suspend disbelief for a moment; a political meme that isn't funny for its cynicism or sarcasm, but is genuinely wholesome and funny, and doesn't make me angry on any level.

[-] Kit 25 points 10 months ago

Walz is the dad we all deserve.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

That picture of him with those kids after he signed a bill guaranteeing food at school makes me genuinely happy.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

Disgusting...He sweats Cooper pipes and cleans out Poop pipes, like POOP, man! So gross! Did you know some of those pipes have pee in them too, and maybe puke? Wtf, walz?

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

With this post, I think Lemmy has finally arrived.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I guess you haven't seen the truthabouttimwalz community yet

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It seems I already blocked it so I don't have the link. It's a community for posts just like this.

I only blocked it because I found the posts a bit repetitive.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I could totally see Tim Walz popping up in the Adult Friend Finder e-mail leak. He'd be there literally befriending fellow adults.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

He's an adult. And he wants to find friends.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He once went to Ashleymadison because he was trying to get in touch with an old buddy named Ashley who lived in Madison and accidentally tapped when scrolling Google.

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

There were never any Mario games on Dreamcast.

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Just curious if there is actually anything bad about this guy. Seriously, what's the worst thing you have heard about him?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Despite using the surname Walz, he's actually not a very good dancer.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Apparently he had a DUI at one point

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah and then he quit drinking and stuck with it and tried to quit his teaching job because he felt like he would no longer be a good rolemodel for his students. While the DUI is bad, he handled it in about the most responsible way possible.

Crazily, statistically, every seventh person you meet in Minnesota has had a DUI.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

statistically, every seventh person you meet in Minnesota has had a DUI.

I did the math and if you include every DWI from 1998-2017 you get ~11% of people. Though this isn't accounting for the same driver getting caught multiple times so it's probably lower.

(counted the total to be 635,818)

That's genuinely a LOT higher than I thought it would be. Its ~1/10 and probably less if you include reoffenders but that's insane.

Also note that the punishment for getting caught for DWI in mini-soda is pretty light

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You may be right, but only counting DUIs from a 19-year timeframe means you're not capturing a LOT of DUIs when you "did the math." You're likely missing enough to make the number about, oh, 1 in 7.

I was directly relaying what the Minnesota Department of Health said in 2021.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I heard he doesn't have any public banking account and it was sketchy... or something idk, got that from some random person at work

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The issue isn't that he posted on the hardcore plumbing advice forum, it's that he spent time on it talking about food waste management.

Tim Walz: "I'm a Minnestoan composter."

The monster.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] aeharding@vger.social 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bro, NSFW that shit, my boss almost saw!

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

they finally got him.

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

THATS IT! IT IS TIME TO FLUSH TIM WALZ OUT. ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMTARDS.

(/s)

this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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