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[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

Guys Kamala is 60 and a career politician. I don't think this is a given.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 43 points 1 month ago

My HR manager is also 60 and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

Nothing is a given in this life.

[-] greenskye@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Also the new intern might not be able to do this either. There's a surprisingly narrow age range where this skill set is expected

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah but the career politician part means that she hasn't had a job since McDonald's that didn't come with at least half a dozen underpaid assistants, so it's a fair assumption.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

She was also a lawyer early on in her career. I'm sure as an office gopher she handle plenty a PDF, printing, copying faxing and DOCX.

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

How old are you?

Kamala Harris was already middle aged when the DOCX standard was released or the workflow of converting a word to pdf became common. All of that stuff really didn't hit mainstream until the Obama administration. It would have probably even been longer for a legal office to adopt it.

I think it's safe to say she knows how to use Microsoft Word (or something like Lotus Notes), print a document, and even scan something to a pdf. I bet you could also teach her how to use ether "print to PDF" function fairly quickly. However if you just plop her in front of a computer and tell her to go at it I think the most likely result is Kamala swearing at the ribbon interface..

[-] escapesamsara@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Early on in her career was before pdfs were a thing.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

We're fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 18 points 1 month ago

I dunno, mobile devices aren't "computers", and Gen-X gets ignored so hard it'll likely be skipped right over, and we'll jump immediately into Idiocracy (it's what plants crave).

Although I bet Pete Buttigieg knows how:-).

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Harris' birthdate is October 20th 1964, she's pretty much Gen X, having had to deal with the 80s crap as a teenager/young adult, hell, 1965 is the first year for Gen X

[-] Wiz@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Usually the cusp of Gen-X is 1965, so even she is Boomer/Gen-X

[-] dendrichor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Douglas Copeland originally defined Gen X as starting ~1960. That tracks with Gen Jones - 1960-1964 - a boomer subset that had a very different experience from that of classic boomers. I have seen Obama described as a Gen X-er and he's older than I am.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Not with their average ages creeping up. It’s the same generation of of people over and over.

[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

they gotta dtop being 80 for that tho otherwise it'll take another 20 years or so

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

A generation or two ahead and it'll be hard for presidents to operate the holographic interface/brain interface and find typical functions.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, ~~Cheney~~ Bush Jr. probably could've as well.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 26 points 1 month ago

With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

He does not, in fact, look like some kinda fuckin’ nerd.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean... kinda (a hot one:-)?

Edit: receipt:

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Conclusion: nerds rule, conservatives drool 🤤!

I wanna fight you for this statement.

but I have deadass nothing to fight you with

how dare you make me realize Obama is attractive >:( /hj

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

It's okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:

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Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).

Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by...

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Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

Okay I will stop (but those images have now been seared into your soul:-)

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

To be fair, Teddy only managed to convert to PDF by sheer gumption. No matter how many clippies he faced, he never gave up, never crashed his Word, and always disabled OneDrive before anything else.

[-] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago

But will she enable the option to create bookmarks from word headings? Surely no one ready for that.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago

Next up: tables of data in CSV, then XML, and finally JSON formats, oh the humanity!

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

Oh dear lord... please save me from the monsters underneath my bed, and from ASN.1 everywhere it may invade.

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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Unless we get one that can skibbidi the yeet instead.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

No cap fr. Well, yolo fam, so y not?

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

L331 sp33ch! ~(/s)~

[-] atheridis@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Okay, but is America ready for a president who is a PDF file?

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't think they even know how to use Word

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

It's like the principal in my school hitting return many times to get to the next page.

I did an office IT course which was next level: making sections which enable you to change every bit of the page format without altering other sections.

At the time it didn't seem to matter but that course was instrumental in saving so much time and hassle.

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