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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196

Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries

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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 7 months ago

Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 months ago

Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 months ago

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.

Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.

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