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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Holy shit not even the shitpost board has a sense of humor. It's just a picture I found funny. Sorry it bothers you so much, maybe go lie down or something.

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[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago
[-] Neon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

jesus fucking christ my dude, god created dark mode for you to use it

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Jesus knows, he's part of the trinity dude.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Auto dark mode is where it’s at. Dark mode when dark, light mode when light.

Dark mode in the sun is inferior.

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

yeah, but I'm sitting in the Dark and I have to look at your light mode.

Don't you think of the poor souls locked away in dark castle-prisons when taking a screenshot? /s

[-] robotica@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Somebody needs to invent theme-agnostic screenshots, so that you can take a screenshot of both light and dark mode at the same time

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

i think that's when you copy and paste text

[-] robotica@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hmm, that doesn't sound high-tech enough... I think we should implement something using blockchain and AI... Oh, is blockchain out of fashion already?

[-] BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Are jokes allowed is this against the rules please tell me why this is wrong and what I should do instead I am just an unfrozen caveman who remembers when joke subs were fun

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Someone is upset they have to trash outfits cause their candidates ideology is undefendable its so trash.

[-] BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nobody is "my candidate." I don't have an agenda. You've made up a motivation for me that has nothing to do with what I posted or why. This is just a funny picture.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Maybe read the room, we've had a flood over right wing trolls yesterday. We dont control the dumb shit you post.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You kinda sound like a Russian troll

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

alright, but can we enjoy the irony of a bright orange suit and a camouflage-cappy?

also: that bright orange suit is probably also doubling as a reflective west when cycling. I've actually seen stupider stuff.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

i thought that was the funny here. is that not the joke?

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Idk, it could also have been a political hitpiece à la "look at those stupid democrats lol"

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Who is that even supposed to be anyway

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah whats the point thats being made here? Surely you can find many much more weird looking pics of people wearing maga hats

[-] BigHeadGuy@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 months ago

beep boop what are jokes does not compute

[-] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

She looks nice.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Orange dress bad

/s

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I have a traffic cone orange polo that in some meeting rooms reflects enough light to trumpify people's faces. Man people hate it but wait till I show up in this ensemble!

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