Sabertoothed salmon?
TIL
When bears get bitten back.
it's ok, the sabertoothed bears were prepared for this
It's like he's wearing comfy pajamas.
Covered with the blood of any who would oppose them
Lol
Not just that. Ill-tempered sabertoothed salmon.
The most badass of the salmon. They didn't literally have saber-tooths, but they did have fang-like teeth. They could grow in size to almost 9 ft long and over 400 lb!
I'll bet they were delicious.
The only difference between now and 10m years ago is that every creature had bigger teeth back then. Prove me wrong.
The carp stands up.
Kudos to anyone who gets that reference.
So this school was built on an ancient Pleistocene burial ground. I know that trope well enough to know what happened next
A little early for Encino Man, but I can dig it.
San Pedro students: "Ugh. We have to go to yet another assembly about fossils."
Because there's no way the school is going to present it in a fashion that most teenagers will care about. Not in the American educational system.
Excavate it all and replace with the achool board.
Mmm, salmon!
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