Working from home : facepalm

[+] Tazerface@sh.itjust.works 143 points 6 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] riskable@programming.dev 35 points 6 months ago

Nonsense! Calum is doing what Calum does at home. If the company doesn't want to see it they shouldn't be watching him like that when he's at home.

Remember: Calum isn't feeling well. Any doctor would say Calum is doing his part to get better and stay healthy!

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 77 points 6 months ago

Calum is using a work machine for personal actuvities, though. A little Youtube never hurt anyone but straight-up watching porn “between enquiries”, which sounds like during work hours or something, is kinda not on.

Work shouldn’t distrust employees this much and these measures never lead to increased productivity but Calum is also a complete fucking idiot.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

I read it as likely to be a personal computer using a remote connection, mostly because Gary told Calum how to hide the screen on the remote connection instead of telling them not to do it on a work computer.

Either way, being called out for watching porn while apparently working from home due to something they need to recover from is priceless.

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 37 points 6 months ago

You seem to misunderstand. The tech isn't saying, "Hey, we're watching you,", they're saying, "Hey, your monitor here at work is showing off everything you're doing and everyone in the office can see."

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Any doctor would say Calum is doing his part to get better and stay healthy!

Calum is expelling his demons and should recover twice as fast!

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Akshually - jizzing will take valuable energy and resources away from getting better.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 6 months ago

When I used to travel for work, I carried two laptops despite the hassle.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

A decade ago, I watched a scientist at a conference plug his laptop in to the conference room, wake it up, sync to the Big Screen, load xvideos tab he had up, and then watched him flounder for a good 20 seconds to try to figure out how to close it and save face before loading a PowerPoint.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

My manager did that but he had the porn side open on a different tab. He spent the entire presentation not noticing.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 6 months ago

If BYOD was allowed I'd probably get a laptop with two M.2 drives and keep work and personal on separate OSs on separate drives, both encrypted so they can't access each other's files.

Best of both worlds.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 6 months ago

I'd rather not wear out my hardware for work

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

Nope. If I have to wander around going to various work sites and getting the laptop rained on, baked by the sun, sprinkled with dust and grass cuttings, and generally getting kicked about it's going to be a work device not my own.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 126 points 6 months ago

I also work from home and use my work laptop for work only. Not even googling stuff, nothing. Just work. Never even opened the media player or went to youtubes website once.

I have my own computer running on a separate screen and I can do and watch whatever the fuck I want during working hours. I can play a game or watch a movie and nobody knows. Its that simple.

Same with phones. Never use work phone for personal stuff.

Its not even being tech savvy, just common sense ffs.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Additionally, never connect your phone to the company WiFi

[-] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Definitely if they require you to use sso, but if it's just guest wifi that anyone with a password can access, I wouldn't worry about monitoring.

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

This is the way

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 75 points 6 months ago

Why is he watching it inside the remote connection window instead of his own browser?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 67 points 6 months ago

Boomers

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I don't understand how it's such an impossible concept for them.

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 months ago

You'll understand more as you age

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Or less

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Remote connections have being a thing since before Windows, so they really don't have "boomers" as an excuse. Lacking the critical thinking skills of a dung beetle is more what I was thinking

[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 72 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Thanks Gary,

Now that I know you can see me, I can wank much better.

Best, Calum

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 47 points 6 months ago

I have been working from home for years and my employer is not watching our screen. However about a decade ago we received a company wide email from an admin reminding everyone that they can see DNS requests when we're connected to the VPN.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 32 points 6 months ago

Thats why i have a laptop for work, solely for work, nothing but work right next to my big rig

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 19 points 6 months ago

Wait they didn't give you a laptop? If they want you to work remotely they really should be giving you a device.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nah, i actually wanted to use my own equipment (tax purposes). All the shit is web based anyway

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 13 points 6 months ago

Sounds like he's remoting into the computer in the office from another computer at home (pretty common in IT since you probably have admin tools perfectly configured on that computer and specifically configured for its network config) but with Windows Remote Access it lets the person physically at the computer see everything by default. But i would really hope that someone in IT would be painfully aware of why you shouldn't do sensitive personal browsing on a work computer or a work network

[-] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I don't RDP that often to physical devices, but I'm pretty damn sure the default settings for RDP forcefully logs/locks out your user on the physical device and only your lock screen is visible. I have never tried it but I'm also pretty sure it's possible to have two logged in users at once, one using RDP and one using the physical device.

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[-] fatalicus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

pretty common in IT

I've never heard of anyone in IT regularly remoting to their work computer.

If we remote anywhere it is to a jump host, and those are terminal servers, so no monitor connected.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah this is a pretty weird setup they've got going on.

Like you say they're going to be remoting onto their work computer and then having their remote connection remote onto another remote terminal server.

It's a holographic holodeck all over again.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 46 points 6 months ago

I do wonder about some people's critical thinking skills. If you are connected to a VPN obviously you are connected to whatever monitoring system your company has set up. Use a brain and use a different device.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

If I had employees I would seriously fire them for watching porn on a company laptop, not because I care that they're watching porn and not doing their work but because it's indicative of a major problem with thinking clearly.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Porn ❌

Job websites ✅

Just to remind them they ain't shit

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

Give them a bad review on glassdoor. Really drive the knife in.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago

Remember anything you do on a company pc is probably contractually property of the company. So not only should you never use your company pc for private browsing you should never do anything on it besides your work for the company.

[-] cmrn@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

Hey Gary, could you help me? I couldn’t find out how to get you camera access too.

[-] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

The hilarious thing is how understanding they were about it. xD

[-] tee9000@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

People in this thread who question critical thinking skills but fail to identify the most obvious staged content of the week on lemmy.

Thanks

Gary

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 6 months ago

Rookie mistake. You VNC to the office in one window and porn locally.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 15 points 6 months ago

Habitually using your own machine for non-work tasks often lets you keep certain records of the research process which begat the work, even while the client/employer owns the work itself through SLA/NDA/AOI. This typically includes records contributing to general “personal expertise,” such as query history, bookmarks, generalized notes, and other non-proprietary information.

It also lends to an overall impression of professional sprezzatura when the client can only see a history of master strokes, without the nitty-gritty details of your autodidactic effort.

[-] reka@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

sprezzatura

In short: professional rizz

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Oooooo, good word.

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

The lack of an apostrophe for “Can see you’re logged in” is unreasonably irritating to this grammatical pedant.

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Gary must have been in a hurry.

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

For sure, that is also one hell of a run-on sentence in that main block of text. Dude could do with some proper punctuation.

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[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Is bad grammar not dirty talk? No wonder girls get freaked out when I say "let's eat grandma"...

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[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The stage was set and Calum gave them a show. 👏

Facepalm