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[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago

From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was "the fairest of them all," or "the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all." She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

"Hey mirror, isn't that girl like 12?"

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying to ~~bang~~ groom?

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

16, iirc. Comes up in one of the arguments with her father. To be fair to that movie in particular, the ending wasn't "and then they banged", but more, "at some point, they got married"

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying groom?

still not looking great for him

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Don't remember if his age was specified, but I gave the movie the benefit of the doubt, not him. Her dad could wipe Erik's entire kingdom off the map if he mistreats her though, so the power dynamic is a little more unbalaced than any age issues, in her favor.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

His original voice actor, Christopher Daniel Barnes, was only 16 when he recorded his voice for Eric. The producers decided to cast him because he sounded much older than his actual age.

he's described as a man, not beating the grooming allegations

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Prince_Eric

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

16 was a man, not so long ago. Thanks for hassling me into almost giving a shit about this cartoon movie that is probably older than you. Real improvement to both our lives, right there.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 week ago

Second place is the first loser, as they say

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

"Second place gets bottom shelf dick," as my grandmother was fond of saying.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn't need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The mirror says most beautiful/pretty in the original german.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also, one of the moral points the fairy tale is making, is the fact that the queen is ugly inside.

The mirror also states that she is the most beautiful "here" but that Snow White "beyond the seven mountains" is "a thousand times more beautiful". Really rubbing it in, that mirror.

[-] dodgy_bagel 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror was but one pedophile inside the kindom of pedophiles.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago

... THAT ... was always my take as well. Just, wtf, Disney?

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That story is at least 120 years older than Disney's implementation. In the original the huntsman brought back Snow White's supposed lungs and liver which the queen then ate.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Right, so it has fuck-all to do with Disney's version. They had no reason to make it so the biggest apparent differences between the queen and Snow White were age and malice, but most overtly, age.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Queen: "Whos the hottest chick in the land?"

Mirror: "IDK this pretween I guess"

Literally everyone:

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

See also: Lana Parrilla in Once Upon a Time

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

A mass surveillance creep too.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"fair" means pale-skinned and her name is Snow White...

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

That's the queen from Snow White though. The girl didn't mix potions.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're saying that the question the witch asks is "who is the fairest ?" which does not mean "the most beautiful"

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