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anon finds a plothole
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From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was "the fairest of them all," or "the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all." She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.
"Hey mirror, isn't that girl like 12?"
How old is that mute chick prince Erik is trying to ~~bang~~ groom?
16, iirc. Comes up in one of the arguments with her father. To be fair to that movie in particular, the ending wasn't "and then they banged", but more, "at some point, they got married"
still not looking great for him
Don't remember if his age was specified, but I gave the movie the benefit of the doubt, not him. Her dad could wipe Erik's entire kingdom off the map if he mistreats her though, so the power dynamic is a little more unbalaced than any age issues, in her favor.
he's described as a man, not beating the grooming allegations
https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Prince_Eric
16 was a man, not so long ago. Thanks for hassling me into almost giving a shit about this cartoon movie that is probably older than you. Real improvement to both our lives, right there.
Second place is the first loser, as they say
"Second place gets bottom shelf dick," as my grandmother was fond of saying.
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn't need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
The mirror says most beautiful/pretty in the original german.
Also, one of the moral points the fairy tale is making, is the fact that the queen is ugly inside.
The mirror also states that she is the most beautiful "here" but that Snow White "beyond the seven mountains" is "a thousand times more beautiful". Really rubbing it in, that mirror.