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[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 166 points 1 month ago

Do fitness instructors really get sick of individuals in their class? Isn't it kind of their job to push all levels of fitness?

Could this even be... Dare I say... Fake?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 53 points 1 month ago

I doubt a heroine user would have the motivation to post on 4chan. I'm counting this one as a "heroine users are skinny" joke

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

No, it's both green text and on Lemmy. Both of which are absolute indicators of it being real.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

Fitness instructors are people, some can easily be like that - why not? There are people who suck at their job in every field. But given the heroin ending, hopefully this is fake.

[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Get tired? No, get a sense of sorrow in professional failure and apathy when someone's level of ability is fundamentally misaligned to the class.m, hell yes.

I'm an adult educator, so while not a fitness instructor, I teach adults life skills, including health and nutrition.

We aren't paid to be individual tutors, but the fact is that some learners need one on one training, or additional time, or a slower pace, or a totally customised syllabus and resource package for their needs.

There's nothing tiring about this.

But there's also nothing we can do. You learn quickly in this job to say "I recommend a more entry level class, or starting with a some home learning" or you burn out trying to juggle 25 different levels of need in a class of 25.

[-] MHanak@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

For it to be fake it would have to be gay, which i doubt it is

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Ahahahahhahah no. Their job is to spruik gym memberships

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 48 points 1 month ago

Well, this is depressing. Hope 4chan person was able to get out of that. If you see a bigger person at the gym, don't ridicule them. Motivate them

[-] bangsnooter@lemmy.zip 56 points 1 month ago

Motivate them

to do heroin

[-] sinkingship@mander.xyz 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Someone, who ridicules people for some characteristic while they are in the process of improving that characteristic, has understood so little about life.

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I can't believe you fell for a greentext joke

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't ridicule them. Motivate them to not fall for a greentext anymore.

[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

on heroin

start back at fitness class

Fake^andgay^

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gay: anon lost weight riding dicks

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Anon is a carnivore.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey, $20 is $20. Heroin isn't cheap either.

[-] Promethiel@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Too pricy. Good ol' depression is free and can overpower hunger signals if you languish long enough.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

This is why I wish I had a fortune teller to say exactly when I am going to die. If you knew you were going to go out on a certain date, you could abuse opiates for months before your body gets used to them and then avoid the eventual darkness of deep addiction.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

And then it turns out you die from the overdose that you caused yourself

[-] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Buy one depression and get a heroine for free

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fake: anon loses weight

Gay: anon becomes a good boy of the trainer

[-] dukatos@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Hey, as long it works

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

The best weight loss diet is: Drugs and sleep for breakfast/supper

[-] sazey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If it is stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

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