My favourite is the one where he goes to the planet Aberystwyth to fight the Cardiffians.

"The Game" because, you know, Ashley Judd.

Oh, for sure the time he threatened to glass an entire planet because those nerds wouldn't stop playing a beta version of DEFCON hooked up to suicide booths

The one when they went down to an alien planet and he reconciled two warring factions with a cwtch.