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[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 47 points 4 months ago

That's the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I'd learn towards it being that they learned about Dyson sphere. And didn't really understand as tech bros do.

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Do we not remember when futurama tried this and accidently lasered a convention?

On a more serious note, how is it fair if say a neighbouring business orders this service and now what, your whole neighbourhood just doesn't get night time anymore? The local climate just gets a few degrees hotter, no biggie?

This has to be a crash grab. Like it’s absurd, not only can I not think why you would want this service I wonder how the logistics of moving it to a location and pissing off people that don’t want it to be daylight.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago
[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago

we have enough shit floating around in orbit, let alone adding a fucking mirror.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Facts.

If we had a functioning government we'd make these billion-dollar space boondoggles clean up their own shit.

[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Didn't the Soviets try this back in the 90s? I remember it was a failure and you would need so many satellites. Already have enough problems with Emerald Mine boy as it is.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Znamya_(satellite)

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Literally the plot of a James Bond villain. The best news is that this shit will never work and it will only serve to evaporate the wealth of some overly-moneyed idiots.

[-] nick@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

Fucking stupid. Shoot these idiots into the sun if they love it so much.

[-] Deme@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

I hope that when this happens, ASAT-missiles are common enough that I'll be able to get one.

[-] Covoid@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

If I wake up at 1AM and it's daylight because my neighbor paid 1bn for some mirror time I'm becoming a terrorist

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Extra juice for the solar panels

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

Exactly who I imagined was running this startup, a pilled-up tech bro 😒

Selling Sunlight to Solar Farms After Dark | Ben Nowack, Reflect Orbital

https://youtu.be/yDV3v0Xb4ow

[-] meticulousmind@kbin.earth 4 points 4 months ago

This sounds like a suckier version of a death ray.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Someone should set up giant flood lights outside the CEOs house pointing into his windows

[-] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I remember Russians talking about space billboards at some point.

Glad that never came off the ground.

Imagine a gigantic glowing billboard and passing over at night.

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