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Back to the old days where only employees will get away with stealing.
You can still shoplift
Oh boy here I go stealing again
Funny how they assume that “honest” people want to use self checkout in the first place
I like self checkout for reasons that are not related to stealing
I like self checkout for both theft and non-theft related reasons.
You like self checkout because you like stealing.
I like self checkout because beeep boop beep boop.
We are not the same
Yea same, it's just less stressful.
Funny how you seem to imply that nobody likes to use self checkout.
It might just be my use case. I shop for 7 people and it’s a lot of unpaid labour to do it myself.
Then you certainly shouldn't! But if I have one icecream in my hand, I'll much prefer go to the self-checkout instead of queuing to the register.
One local store also has a hand-held scanner/terminal you can use while shopping. I think I could do big shopping with that as well, it's less of a chore do it while shopping. Previously I had only seen those at wholesale stores for businesses.
we hallucinated those prices as free like the A.I. that taught us to hallucinate
So the honest people wanting convenience will go somewhere else.
Now you only have dishonest people left, good job.
I've been caught stealin', once when I was 5 I enjoy stealin', it's just as simple as that Oh well, it's just a simple fact When I want something, man, I don't wanna pay for it
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