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[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago

Isn’t there some unspoken multiplier doctors use?

Like if you say “a few times a week” they hear “at least 4x a week likely more”…?

[-] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

I feel like this pattern of people lying to doctors and doctors adjusting things to account for it really messes with rigorously honest people.

A little while back I was reading how when they ask you how much pain you're in, with 10 being the most pain imaginable, they pretty routinely have people calmly say "12". So, if you're actually using the scale where you've probably never experienced more than a 9 and would be sobbing at an 8, so you say 7, they automatically assume you're in basically no pain because you said less than 10.

Kind of wish we could just speak accurately and take each other literally instead of playing games where we try to figure out exactly what lie to tell to convey the truth, but I guess that's not how most people are wired.

[-] nmaloney@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

It's pretty well accepted that someone who says 7 is in more pain than someone who says 12.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

If I'm talking to a doctor at all they should assume something is very wrong.

[-] theluckyone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

When the farmer says: "I'm here, ain't I?"...

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Back in the day I told a doctor that I have three beers a day. I wasn't lying but they were 40s.

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

They asked how many beers. Not how many fluid ounces.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Oh god, I tell my doctor honestly that I drink ~5-6 Doctor Drinks a day so I hope he isn't applying a multiplier...

[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Oh god help you have a good relationship with your healthcare provider.

Or… Maybe don’t? That way we don’t have to endure this bullshit any more than absolutely necessary…

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Unless the person is the kind of person to decline a drink on the grounds that "it's only Thursday", "a couple of drinks a week" is likely either more than the person thinks or they (consciously of subconsciously) are downplaying how much it really is.

[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

There’s tons of reasons why their response may be above or below how it seems…

I’m thinking of how a doctor may try to average all that with a variety of patients and how that figures into their diagnosis, hell any differential understanding of symptoms…

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 4 months ago

This is unironically the relationship I have with my PCP

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

Wait you smoke it and not saltbae it in your food?

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Hmm worth a try. Seems it has a higher oral BA than e.g. ketamine.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago

I inject it between my toes

[-] phx@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

My doctor is a pretty cool guy and some of the banter during my visits has been fun. If there weren't potential legal implications (for him) I'd totally be down with grabbing a drink after hours and shooting the shit.

Maybe I could invite the dentist that did my root canal too, he was going into the same industry as me before switching to dentistry and was also pretty savvy.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

How many drinks a week?

One! One shelf

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

On a pamphlet I saw, two glasses of 4oz wine a week meant you were a casual drinker. Three glasses and you're a addict.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Did it have a cross on the pamphlet anywhere?

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