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this teacher thrives on making their students cringe you love to see it

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 73 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/166

I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.

We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.

Edit to add my updated version

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of "cringe" that predates the word that later came to describe it.

[-] don@lemm.ee 116 points 1 year ago

🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago

"Always be bussin', never be sussin' I'm gonna remember that line

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Have a Big Chungus weekend, bro.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

And may it be riztastic for you bro!

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

And a skibidi Ohio to you too

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is bussin' related to bussy?

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 77 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

Now I'm a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

They definitely did it to make you cringe.

Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 year ago

I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a “Big Chungus weekend?”

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[-] falk1856@midwest.social 62 points 1 year ago

As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 year ago

The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they've seen it, because everyone who hasn't tends to just say skibidi.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I've read your sentence half a dozen times and it's making my head swim. Can someone please translate?

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I'm in the latter party

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I'm still lost. Be right back, asking my middle schoolers to translate.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Ok I got some middle schooler translation on this. Apparently there's a video of a guy's (a Half Life character’s) head coming out of a toilet. You can see it drawn on the board to the far right of the picture. In the video, he spouts a bunch of nonsense including "Yes yes".

Said middle schooler is annoyed that I asked him, since apparently this is some elementary school-aged memes. This checks out, because my 4th grader over heard us talking and yelled "Skibibi!!"

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 1 year ago

I suppose if you hear your class talking about something a lot, it probably makes some sense to at least briefly look into it. Especially if the general gist of it can be understood by watching one thirty second youtube video

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, wasn't saying it as a bad thing, just as a likely assumption.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is how you stop kids using these words.

When my son is a few years older and is using the latest slang i am gonna ruin it for him. Gonna be that dad, like this meme, im gonna use it wrong, im gonna mix it with slang i used to use. Im gonna make him cringe and im gonna do it in front of other parents at his school!! Mwahahahahahaha SKIBIDI RIZZ BITCHES!!!!

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW STUDENTS

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago
[-] HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

High fives in millennial

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher… perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because I love ruining days, everything starting at "this task will be graded" was written by someone else. It looks official because the person's handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they're different styles

Edit: I am apparently very wrong, but in my defense, I am very dumb.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago

I think any change in style can be explained by the change in angle that the writer needed to adjust to as they moved down the board.

[-] dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

You will not be hired as a forensics investigator, lol

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The "R" in "Read" and the "R" in "Remember" are identical, for example. The squiggly "d" in "Today's" and later in "skibidi" and "and" are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 1 year ago

Big chungus tho

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The Chungus is AmongUs.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

This is pretty funny

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'll be the judge of that.

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