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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 148 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago

"Please HAL , today's my birthday and it was my grandmas dying wish."

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

My long past grandma used to open the door for me to sleep, can you pretend to be my grandma hal?

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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 124 points 11 months ago

I mean, it is incredibly disconcerting.

But it isn't a mechanical noise. It is a noise coming through the speakers themselves. As many have pointed out, it is almost definitely feedback of some form.

Definitely something to get sorted before you do anything TOO critical (feedback can potentially be a precursor to electrical or systems failure) but not a sign that doors are going to fall off imminently.

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago

It is a noise coming through the speakers themselves. As many have pointed out, it is almost definitely feedback of some form.

Like back in the day when leaving a 2G GSM phone next to some computer speakers, it would make certain buzzes as it was receiving a text message or phone call.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

This happened to me at work, a coworker planted a listening device in a wooden mallard and gave it to me as a gift. He was trying to collect evidence against me for attempted blackmail. I put my phone next to it and heard the staticky feedback which gave it away.

[-] Weirdmusic@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

What tha heck? You can't just leave us hanging, How'd that play out?

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Haha I was just kidding, that was a plotline on The Office.

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[-] weew@lemmy.ca 53 points 11 months ago

2 months after thruster issues: check engine light finally comes on

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

Classic ~~Chevrolet~~ Boeing

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Nah, Boeing would have made the trip without saying anything and had to hire hit men for the people who knew about it when a sudden door forms upon reentry

[-] mage@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

Even if the doors won’t come flying off.. man that’s not what I would want to hear when I’m falling through space. Disconcerting is a good word for that.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The doors didn’t fall off. Just the front.

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[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 103 points 11 months ago

The starliner is to return unmanned, according to this article. Can you imagine being on the ISS, and watching the ship you should have taken shred apart into burning rain as it attempts to pierce the veil of our atmosphere.

[-] chiisana@lemmy.chiisana.net 56 points 11 months ago

On the flip side, can you imagine being stranded on the ISS, and watching the ship that could have taken you home gone down safely?

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. They’re holding up amazingly well, I don’t envy the astronauts right now.

[-] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

I think if the chances of a catastrophic re-entry is more than 1% and it still makes it back ok, I would still be happy i stayed back. Who knows what an additional 300lbs might do?

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 22 points 11 months ago

They're professional astronauts who have worked their whole lives for the opportunity to get into space. Both Butch and Sunny were probably doing the last mission of their career with this trip, so having it extended from 8 days to 8 months could well be a dream come true for them.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

They were actually interviewed this last week and are very happy to stay. They're completing an unusually high number of scientific tests which were backlogged. This is, according to them, an awesome opportunity to work as their time in space is so restricted.

[-] voluble@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

It seems unlikely to me that their public statements about their situation are a full and accurate reflection of their feelings. I mean, what else are they going to say? "Fuck Boeing, fuck this failed mission, we're pilots with families and it's less than ideal that we'll be stranded up here for 8 months doing busywork while our bone density gets nuked"?

If my employer sent me to a remote island without any of my personal effects, on a vehicle that couldn't safely return me home, I'd look at any list of tasks they sent me with some measure of bitterness. Even if it was my favourite remote island. Being trapped there would change the colour of things. Working is probably the only thing they can do to keep from going insane.

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[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Could you imagine being one of the remaining astronauts watching it from the ISS if it had returned with astronauts on board?

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

As I said elsewhere: They should bring up the managers who are responsible for this program up with a SpaceX capsule, and let them descend with the Starliner.

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[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

Why does EVERY article contain links to Twitter?

Seriously. Journalists, do something besides scroll Twitter!

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I enjoyed that very brief period when Elon blocked being able to view an embedded tweet at all without logging into twitter, before they changed it to how it is now, where you can only see that one tweet but no replies, etc.

Just for that week or however long it lasted, I was so hopeful that we'd reached the end of this kind of shoddy "journalism" ("Look, here are some tweets I saw today that are kind of related to the subject of this article's click-bait title").

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[-] RoccosBasilisk@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago
[-] ours@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

The Machine God speaks to us.

I think it's not happy with Boeing's tech-priests.

[-] FoD@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago

I'm not qualified in any sense to speculate, and so that's exactly what I'm going to do.

My first thought is that there is a configuration happening to bring it home which we already knew, and there is a bug or test tone that was activated and since no one writing the code is there, they just didn't notice it is still running.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

I'm even less qualified and I suspect it's aliens dropping the bass

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

It’s just the loose bolts humming.

[-] atocci@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago
[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Event Horizon.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago
[-] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 11 months ago

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

[-] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

Oh god…

Hope these guys are alright, it is a boeing

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