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[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 year ago
[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago
[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

Oh, yeah, that is a queen.

I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it's en passant

[-] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

RIP to a legend.

[-] arsepisser@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 year ago

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day

[-] HEXN3T 3 points 1 year ago

Billmate, atheists.

[-] Owljfien@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago

If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well

[-] Bach37strad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with that horsey?

[-] ngwoo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's the shrimp piece

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.

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