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The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I'm in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

College Football 25, I’m good, worst case scenario is getting the best job ever, fired college football coach

[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I would be in Mario Kart... pretty sure I would look for Yoshi or Birdo at the lockers after, if you know what I mean...

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Spiderman 2.

I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.

Friends vs Friends. I would have a fun life.

[-] k3lss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

dark souls i'm pretty fucked

[-] AnthropomorphicCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Splatoon 3 is also the last game I have played. I would be fucked, because I would die of a heart attack after losing a X rank battle.

[-] confuser@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

chess was the last game i played...i think id do fine. the last real game i played was the newest forza horizon game like 6 months ago...id also do fine lol

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Guess I'm playing cards in the tavern with Thrall and Uther!

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I have three lives, death match to the end. I think it would be never ending battles if I won. Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Team Fortress Two. If I'm anywhere near the game's main locations, I'm dead. If I'm not... it's basically Earth. If I could get my hands on a medi-gun I'd be set.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Space Engineers scrapyard scenario. So... Satreus has oxygen, so as long as I can scavenge a power source to power my suit recyclers, there's not a lot that'll be a problem. Wander around collecting stuff. Make a comfy habitat.

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] Faerynne0929@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Hades II

Death to Chronos!

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Caveblazers

I'd be dead quickly.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 month ago

I am currently playing Armored Core 6. IDK if that would be cool or scary... Do I have an AC? 🤔

[-] ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

DayZ

Running zombies? Yeah that's a wrap.

[-] bonn2@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Tarkov, I don't like my odds

[-] node815@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

GTAV online - I would totally end up being screwed with all of the mayhem in the public lobbies. I told my wife I think we'd probably be an unseen NPC homebodies never setting foot outside and ordering from the Pizza place. :)

If it was the GTAV Story mode, I think I'd be much better off and be part of the beach groups as I love the ocean IRL.

I lost, so I guess I would be speaking German right now.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No no no, I'd rather not be a three dimensional human in the world of Paper Mario. Bro turns into airplanes and boats. If they fold me like that, I'm in for a painful and uncharacteristic death in that game.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

I'd be just fine. Perhaps I'll respawn once or twice but at least I'll have fun

[-] credo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bad... Dark. Bleak. Lonely.

CoD MW III. I deleted it a few days ago…

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm playing Witcher 2 and fighting the first boss and got stuck.

So, I'm screwed....a lot....

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

Noita, I am absolutely fucked before I even run into an enemy.

[-] DecentM@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

You mean I can okay modded Cities Skylines and be mayor at more than 29 fps? Sign me up!

[-] obsolete@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I have been playing Resident Evil Village. Yeah, I am screwed.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 1 month ago

assuming im just me and don't have the abilities of runners then pretty screwed as last thing I played was the old genesis version of shadowrun. I have no cyberware or any real skills for the world

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

SWTOR, I'd probably be fine as long as I stayed away from the ops hangars until I'd found a good set of armor.

[-] pixeltree 1 points 1 month ago

Deep rock galactic, there's no way I'm not getting eaten

[-] B312@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Core keeper, not too bad if I stay near the core and chill

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Ace Combat 7, which has an A-10 that can somehow achieve supersonic speeds and 40 UGBs... really depends on how many ground targets there are compared to air targets, as it's not the most maneuverable.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Factorio. I don't know how to build machinery from scratch so I'd be pretty fucked.

[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Vagabond: Create a random Tarot card when a hand is played while you have 4$ or less.

I doubt I would even be bought from the shop most times. Unless I'm the player and not the most applicable joker, then having actual interest on 10$ might be a better life.

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