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[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If only 🤔

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago

with my sons

Fuck, he has multiplied

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they're teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago

He wouldn't be posting it in a group about "giants" if it was just a fun story for his kids.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Maybe he's trolling them? I'm probably being to generous...

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

I think that's more a Nephilim thing but honestly, who knows with those people?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, but Goliath is the giant most people have heard of.

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they'll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I think you are, yes.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Poes law?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 2 months ago

He's trolling the group then. This is clearly a dad having fun with the kids.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I'd like to believe that, too, but the line between "clever troll" and "actual idiot" is hard to discern.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

They're a group admin

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago

I like that giants' teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.

[-] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as "Center Star" so I think it's safe to say he's right on track.

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

You can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it's a tooth.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Probably.

[-] CM400@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Are we sure this isn't just larping?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Or trying to sell garbage to fools.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us 'From dust to dust' and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.

/s

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Stone Henge is proof of the giants in the bible. They're teeth from those giants.

i'm /s shut up

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Nanu Nanu Center Star

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