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[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 82 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If only 🤔

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they're teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 72 points 11 months ago

He wouldn't be posting it in a group about "giants" if it was just a fun story for his kids.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Maybe he's trolling them? I'm probably being to generous...

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

I think that's more a Nephilim thing but honestly, who knows with those people?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Well yeah, but Goliath is the giant most people have heard of.

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they'll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I think you are, yes.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Poes law?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 11 months ago

He's trolling the group then. This is clearly a dad having fun with the kids.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I'd like to believe that, too, but the line between "clever troll" and "actual idiot" is hard to discern.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

They're a group admin

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago

I like that giants' teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.

[-] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as "Center Star" so I think it's safe to say he's right on track.

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 6 points 11 months ago

You can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it's a tooth.

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Absolutely

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Probably.

[-] CM400@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Are we sure this isn't just larping?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Or trying to sell garbage to fools.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us 'From dust to dust' and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.

/s

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago

Stone Henge is proof of the giants in the bible. They're teeth from those giants.

i'm /s shut up

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Nanu Nanu Center Star

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