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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 130 points 1 year ago

"Countless lifetimes have passed since the coming of Thomas. The world thrives, gaily, under the new rule.

But all things have a cost, and we did not see what it would be until it was too late. Now, six heroes must brave the Temple of Thomas, and seal the Hetero away once and for all."

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

The hetero in the twist winding: "I told you I could not be killed so easily, Hero!"

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Only the Republic of Dave stood against the rule of Thomas.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck Dave. He deserves to be exiled. Second worst part of Fallout 3, just after the absolute copout that is Fawkes saying "But thou must" to going into the chamber.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago

Thomas is a harem anime protagonist.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 year ago

The Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Make Everyone Cute

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 15 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, I’d binge watch that shit

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

shit i thought i'd get babes but i just keep turning people into actual kittens, they're adorable but this is horrifying

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

"That One Time the Dungeon Boss Gave Me the Ability to Turn Everyone Cute but Everyone Was Turning into Kittens so they Wanted to Kill Me and so I became the ~~Demon~~ Kitten Lord"

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

As a bi polyam cis man... I'm jealous

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 98 points 1 year ago

Real talk:

Thomas has a natural talent of helping people figure shit out about themselves.

[-] jojo 47 points 1 year ago

Tbh sometimes that doesn't even need to be a talent, it could just be someone who can be there to accept people and just Be Around as a friend, since that allows someone to experiment and test their perception around others.

You don't need to have therapist-levels of social perception skills to be that, sometimes you can just be Thomas, the person who you can still be friends with, despite everything.

[-] SuDmit 6 points 1 year ago

Despite everything, it's still ~~y~~Thomas

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

We all need a Thomas. Or should try to be a Thomas.

[-] germanatlas 64 points 1 year ago

Queer people are like Stand Users. We’re drawn to one another

[-] Wirlocke 24 points 1 year ago

So clearly Thomas was just a Stand User attracting queer people.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

his stand is the concept of queerness itself, if he dies all queer people instantly become straight and cis and this will cause much suffering

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

What happens when Thomas runs out of cishets to consume?

[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 1 year ago

He collapses in on himself, becoming denser and denser until even light is not straight in his vicinity.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 year ago

At which point he becomes a Republican.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Thomas would never

He simply very secure in his sexuality

[-] Rozauhtuno 21 points 1 year ago

He's moving to the next planet.

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Thomas, The All Gayzing Eye

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Could fucking get it

....oh shit he gave me the gay

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know a Thomas too! He's the straight cis eye of a queer hurricane. And it wasn't always this way, he just keeps pulling folks into his massive orbit. Folks who later realize they are queer. He never brings it up or even seems to notice.

I finally realized what's going on and it's just a little weird. Like, what the hell is going on? Do my friends even have free will?! Do I?!

I conclude that Thomas has such a pure heart and loves so freely that he innervates people with restless souls. They/we are drawn to this vibe like planets in his solar orbit.

I should write him a poem about this

Thomas' pure heart

Orbit for expanding souls

A queer hurricane

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Thomas sounds dope, I aspire to be like Thomas.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

The typhoid mary of queer

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I feel like Thomas. ✊

[-] TTimo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Isn't that the plot of I am Legend ?

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He doubts that

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