Gift them as cup coasters.

Unwrap them and open it and then put them all back so they look used. Write on the box in sharpie "Backups 1/127". Delete the critical production system at your work. When someone asks where the backups are, hand them these.

Inserting your floppy is a time honored tradition. Have a few too many beers, and give it a go. You have 10 chances to succeed, it seems.

don't run Doom with them

Mount nine of them on a square board so that they're all focused on a single point for a mild solar furnace.

Use the last one to look at yourself, the proud owner of a mild solar furnace.

Anus... Right into the anus...

Go play a very public and dramatic round of disc golf

manually etch the bits yourself. Just use a hammer and chisel

Throw them at junior sysadmins like shuriken.

Use them to make a bootleg copy of Duke Nukem to share with your friends. That's what we used to do with them lol

Run Doom on them?

Butt stuff.

Sue the maker for false advertising. 1.44MB is clearly not High Density.

Fuck being incorrect. Buy an old AKAI sampler and make music from floppy disks libraries, I still do with my S-1100. Wrong answer would be to ritually burn them...don't.

Find a way to convert them into triangle shaped disks

It says they're high density, so use them as ammo for your rail gun

Finally update device drivers in Windows the right way!

TDK's revenue has been increasing steadily at least starting from 2010. When was the last time you bought a TDK product?

Sell them. There is a market for that.

crunchy but old snack

find the most complex AI model file you can put on it

Glue two on top of your flip flops. You now unlocked the floppy flip flops

Be wild! Copy that floppy!

Thank Lord they come already formatted.

Add Nutella, enjoy?

Epoxy them into coasters and sell them as save icon coasters.

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

Make yourself some Enterprises.