teats, because in the holiday special malla(chewie's wife) does not have pronounced breasts, implying wookie teats.
I'm glad we addressed this.
6 pack teats?
dogs have 8-10 nipples, and wookies are reportedly based on dogs, so it may be a safe bet to up your estimate!
How the fuck do dogs have varying amounts of nipples?
Humans have 2-3
2-3 = -1
I do not have negative nipples
It's on the inside.
Breeds and size.
how bulldogs have smash noses and retrievers have long snoots, for example.
larger breeds usually have bigger litters, so more teats.
https://www.dogdesires.co.uk/how-many-teats-does-a-dog-have/
i don't like that the site is named dog desires, but the article sounds legit.
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Why assume they have either? They are aliens.
why, indeed?
I'm not the op who made the assumption you're referring to, try asking them.
i assume they made their assumption for the sake of humor.
clearly a barn-burner.
Why did you sit in the front? You don’t sit in the front. Ever. Simple as.
That's highly cultural.
fun fact: back in 2000s before Uber, I used to sit in the front every time. I thought it was more respectful of the cab driver for some reason 🤦♂️
In Australia it was normal to sit up front with the cabbie and talk shit with them. Uber and Covid introduced the back seat thing here
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
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