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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)

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[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 206 points 3 months ago

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[-] amelia@feddit.org 30 points 3 months ago

Richard McDickface

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 79 points 3 months ago

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 78 points 3 months ago

Richard.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

McRichardface

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 months ago

Little Richard

[-] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

Sir Richard Johnson

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[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 35 points 3 months ago

Dicknose McBallcheeks

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

It's ok if this format goes away

[-] Zier@fedia.io 30 points 3 months ago

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 30 points 3 months ago

What about Penix?

[-] Varven@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Schlong

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Richard

[-] Sparky 28 points 3 months ago

Dickhead?

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 23 points 3 months ago

Moby

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

Richard Johnson

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Rod

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

Rod loves you

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

Biggus

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Dickens

[-] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

I.C. Weiner

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[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 months ago

Donger

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[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Cheney

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[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Priapuss

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[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[-] istoff@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Fur balls

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Fuck Nose.

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[-] tabris@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[-] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Richard Head

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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Dr. Phal

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago

Don Glover

[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago

I'd call him dickhead

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[-] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Dick Dastardly

[-] xcutie@linux.community 9 points 3 months ago

Dicky McDickface

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

It's Cock Nose

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Dickface

[-] wiase@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago

Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 3 months ago

Steve.

[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Penis

[-] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Peter

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