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Anon wants snacks
(sh.itjust.works)
“Besides a bunch of snacks they have no snacks”
Maybe anon wants celery sticks. 🤷🏻♂️
A bit entitled, this anon. With no money, sponging off his little brother. No surprise the sister in law doesn't like him or trust him
A bit? He lives rent free, has no money and complains about the multiple food options that are freely available to him. Grade A narcissist.
And expects them to go back out and pay for his non-problem
Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him
Tell me you’ve never seen 4chan without telling me you’ve never seen 4chan.
There's a shit ton of world building that isn't on the page here.
Like, how long has anon been there? Is it the first time they've had to move in with family? What's the dealio?
Is anon a neet who contributes fuck all to the household? Does anon go days without washing? Has anon been caught rummaging around in Stacy's underwear drawer?
We need answers.
Yes across the board.
Besides [snack], knockoff [snack], [snack] and [snack] they have no snacks.
Idk. Maybe OOP wanted something healthy?
Anon is a leech
shocked by "run pantry_raid.exe” as it was not read as pantry raid.
Snacking is a path to obesity
You're not wrong. Eating just 500 extra calories a day (which is like two donuts, something I could pop down without even realizing I'd done it) means you'll put on a pound a week (3500 calories = 1 pound of body fat) or 52 pounds in one year, which would take a 6'0" 180-pound man into obese territory, per BMI calculations. And TBF that's pretty weak sauce; on numerous occasions I've added that much fat just over the Winter.
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this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2024
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