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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 months ago

Someone likes their reply to a technical question
* adds senior IT support specialist to resume

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago

Hits F12

* adds 10x developer to resume

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Views Source on a web page

* adds Javascript Programmer to resume

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 33 points 2 months ago

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

[-] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure a meltdown is the last thing a nuclear physicist would want on their CV

[-] kopasz7@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You know how valuable that experience is? Someone who fucked up is just another way of saying he had an expensive training in prod.

[-] WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

- Thomas Edison, Nuclear Physicist

[-] Inktvip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I have a cousin that works at a petrochem plant. He told me that all the “common trips” never really happen since they’ve been drilled on how and what to do and how to prevent them, but the second shit really does go down you better have a senior around that has seen that specific trip before. Especially considering there’s tens/hundreds of thousands worth of produce being burned off by the second until things are back under control.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Can't argue with experience.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

A metallurgist, though...

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Blows up in an argument

*adds explosives specialist to resume

[-] wiase@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

Why is the OP's handle blurred out in the screenshot.

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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