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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 118 points 2 months ago

Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 months ago

Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

When I was young we were masturbating.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

these days all the cool kids are gooning

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I know what gooning is, and I know what a boss is. But I don't see the connection there. What am I missing?

[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I think this meme isn't talking about the horny kind of gooning or the social kind of boss, I think it's about like classic cartoon goons, like how batman would go foil the plans of The Penguin and his goons every saterday morning, and in these types of shows the goons would always just talk to the villain in short sentences like "ok boss" or "you can count on me boss"

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[-] anomoly_@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

I haven't seen the term gleeking in decades. Growing up in the 80s it was a skill to be mastered.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone's raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.

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[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, you just said "we", and it's degoratory to pluralsexuals!

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Streaming is so 2024.

Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.

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[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago
[-] flerp@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Easy solution! WUPHF it!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago
[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

You can do anything at... Zombo com.

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[-] Toes@ani.social 69 points 2 months ago

I was playing a multiplayer game and the people in chat got such a kick out of trying to teach me the terminology they were using.

They were so proud when I called one of them the rizz master accurately.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 months ago

excuse you, that's the Rizzler

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Rizzle me this, Batman!

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

To think some people would instead ridicule others when you can have so much fun together...

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[-] EnderWiggin@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Most young people don't know what's going on either with all the celebrities. Everything has just become so niche. You could have a popular streamer with 10M+ subscribers and interview 100 people on the street under 18 and nobody knows who they are.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 2 months ago

yeah I feel that way. Its like what do I care what celebrity a person may be unless I like their stuff.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

People who were born in 2007 are almost adults. Feel old now?

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A few years back I was a firearm salesman. The first time I sold a gun to someone born in the year 2000 I had an instant mid-life crisis.

Now I have a side gig teaching night classes at the University, and the students graduating college now weren't alive for 9/11.

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[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 11 points 2 months ago

I have to interact with a lot of them for my job, almost is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

People basically act like children until they're in their 20s, and kids born in '07 are currently still in high school.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'm amazed at how computer-illiterate the new batches coming out of college are.

Tech got too good and they never had to troubleshoot issues, and most of the tech they've used to this point has been apps on phones and tablets.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 42 points 2 months ago

They're peeble-streaming on doop!? Kif, fetch me my formal girdle.

[-] shutz@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 months ago

The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

I'm in this image, and I do not like it.

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I'm in this image and I love it. I don't give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.

Just stay off my damn lawn!

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[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

And I‘m here, only ever knowing Rowan Atkinson as a celebrity, and maybe George Clooney.

And I refuse to accept the Botox buttox as celebrities.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago

I like celebs who age gracefully. I had a lifelong crush on Courtney Cox before she had that horrific facelift. Just age, and maintain your dignity.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It's pretty wild how much they'll deface themselves to attempt to hold onto their youth, esp when they'll look much better if they avoided it in the first place. Anyone considering doing any of that shit just needs to compare old Madonna to her recent self. After seeing that, if that's really what you want, go for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the enboomerification of genx is almost complete

it would have happened sooner but millennials needed to complain about it first

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, this is millennial energy right here. "Fuck social media, why doesn't everyone have a geocities page with a webring that links to their angelfire page and guestbooks and ICQ and stumbleupon KIDS NEED TO STOP HAVING A DIFFERENT INTERNET EXPERIENCE THAN I GREW UP WITH!"

Gen-x, as is their nature, simultaneously doesn't care and complains endlessly about everything equally, even the stuff they like, especially the stuff they like.

To put it in a perspective that this audience will understand; boomers are superintendent Chalmers. Millenials are Principal Skinner. Gen-x is Comic Book Guy.

[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

yeah but the internet objectively sucks ass now and the webrings dont seem that bad ngl. also the 'geocities page with a webring that links to their angelfire page and guestbooks and ICQ and stumbleupon' still exists lmfao (neocities etc)

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[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

Not a millennial but I will always argue that the modern internet is inherently worse for people than the internet even of 15 years ago.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

These aren't radically new forms of celebrity so much as new methods of circulating a fad. Thirty years ago we had Pewdiepie and Mr. Beast, they were just Talk Radio shock jocks and daytime TV game show hosts. The names and faces change, but the gimmicks are all the same.

"Oh, you don't know who Octomom is? Oh, you haven't heard about the Macarena? You don't know all the call-lines to Rocky Horror Picture Show? I guess you're not cool." shrug These things come and go. You can follow them or not. But pretending the height of socialization is knowing the current crop of Mouseketeers-turned-pop-idols isn't going to make you less of a Boomer than your great-grandparents.

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[-] match@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago

somewhere some zoomer is living in the alternate future of 2017 and is deep in the metaverse, gooning to genAI NFTs in full VR

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Hi. Are these real slang words? Asking for a friend. Me. I'm a friend of me.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I don't think so? Though I could also be behind on the slang. I'm 24 which if I were 15 I'd consider to be ancient

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck dude i remember being 24 and i was out drinking with friends. I met a guy who looked about my age and a good bit shorter than me. At some point he said he's 32, and i could not believe that i met that man from the begone area, that looked so young. In fact i was so amused by that fact that i paraded him around and showed him off to my friends. "Hey, guess his age." WRONG, he's 3 2 years old, van you believe that? He's just like us.

I think about that guy about once a week and remember when i was 32... 7 years ago.

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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

It's pathetic that people make being out of touch their whole identity. She's not far from "kids these days!"

[-] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

their whole identity

It’s a joke on the internet

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[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Any of you have an address where I can get my Onion belt clip and a rocking chair. There's some kids I need to yell off my lawn.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

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