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[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

[-] AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago

A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

But... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

negative. i am a meat popsicle.

[-] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

[-] essell@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵

[-] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Harder. Stronger. Faster.

[-] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.

Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.

Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

[-] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?

[-] BlasphemicMantis@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

[-] onwardknave@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

We're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.

[-] Digital_man@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

Just Do it.

[-] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Or else.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

!captionthis@hilariouschaos.com

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Laundry day waits for no man

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Meat man

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 1 points 2 years ago

Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.