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Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

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[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fawkes was so full of shit. This isn't about honor. I literally will not survive the task. YOU might come out of it stronger, let alone unscathed.

Edit: Bonus Trek connection with Michael Dorn as supermutant Marcus.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Todd is a railroading DM.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't blame Fawkes.

I blame whoever at Bethesda wrote it and also whoever thought that was an acceptable plot point/ending and didn't ask for changes (which I guess is Todd Howard but then again he wasn't the director for FO3). They are so bad at actual logic and RPG design.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Entirely fair. Fawkes is a generally great companion/tank/storage unit. The blame falls on the writers' lack of imagination (and appropriate dev time). Not to mention Todd "it just works" Howard.

edit: even if it wasn't under Todd's direction, I'm still generally annoyed with his shenanigans. More so since eventually, I will wind up playing the next TES and Fallout entries. Presumably after a year post release and on a reasonable sale.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

So i know this is just a joke, but I imagine the simulation limits one's options to those present in the room. If she wants to send someone more likely to survive, like Data, there would be a roadblock:

  • Not enough time to get there from the bridge
  • Site to site transporter is down
  • Spot ate Data's communicator badge
  • Data is commanding the saucer section in another sector
  • Data is on Risa hooking up with Sela

Something limits the options to those in the room. Georgi is the most qualified, and time is short

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

Oh, absolutely. There are good reasons why that wouldn't be an option.

But those would get in the way of the joke, so I'm choosing to ignore them.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

A most excellent choice I may add.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Well, those points weren't in the room, so you can't use them anyway.

[-] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 months ago

But radiation would damage electronics too, and Data is irreplaceable

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Possibly, but you know who has a history of surviving things that would kill any other crew member and has exhibited at least incredible radiation resistance even in that very same episode?

Also, it's very un-starfleet to consider one member of the crew more irreplaceable or valuable than any other, even if it is true.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Picard made the best use of his crew and their abilities, but he values them all equally.

One of my favorite retorts of his:

[-] tallricefarmer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago
[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, he'd just lose his memory for a while, then cause a radiation poisoning epidemic. Then be speared to death when he tries to fix it.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Everyone on the crew is irreplaceable. Data wouldn't want special treatment

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 24 points 3 months ago
[-] data1701d@startrek.website 22 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile on the USS Voyager:

Tuvok and Chakatoy encounter each other in the hallway near Holodeck 1.

Tuvok: Commander, I am concerned about the Captain’s continuous holodeck usage. She has not exited the room for the past three hours, and I believe it may be inhibiting the effective operation of the ship.

Chakatoy: It’s been a rough week. I’m sure she’s just blowing off some steam.

Suddenly, they heard muffled noises through the holodeck door.

Tuvix: I have a right to live!

(Excessive machine gun noises)

Chakotay taps his combadge.

Chakotay: Doctor, can you come to holodeck 1? I think something’s wrong with the captain.

(No offense to Janeway. Just a fun caricature.)

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

Why not send an Exocomp or two into the tube of death?

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh no, what have you awoken...?! :-P (wrong show answers only)

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[-] _NetNomad@kbin.run 9 points 3 months ago

i could stand maybe ten seconds tops of a DRD sadly singing 1812 Overture as it died of radiation damage until I'd have to climb into the fuckin condiut myself to save it

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 3 months ago

There is a limit though (bc there are no more than 4 lights!)

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I don't think leading a platoon of Stormtroopers into the conduit would fix anything.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 3 months ago

Not true! It would be a fun way to spend an hour... :-D

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