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[-] Batman@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago

...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...

[-] Kit 62 points 4 months ago
[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 38 points 4 months ago

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

[-] ALilOff@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago
[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Who's coming up with these stock images

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.

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[-] Zorsith 11 points 4 months ago

I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 4 months ago

Looks like a normal bottle of cow's milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you'd want bull's milk.

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 18 points 4 months ago

CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago

I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago

For ponderin

[-] tunasyne 32 points 4 months ago

the second wizard war is soon upon us...

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[-] Anarki_ 18 points 4 months ago

🧙‍♂️🔵

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Wizard memes

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I don't think they're going to tell us.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 16 points 4 months ago

If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn't have it.

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[-] neuracnu 10 points 4 months ago

🔵🧿☣️🔘

[-] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 56 points 4 months ago

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Not more than usual. It's irresistible.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!

[-] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 months ago

These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb

[-] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Not a thing sadder than an orb left not to be pondered upon. Agreed.

[-] Frozzie@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Can somebody please ponder my orb

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago
[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago

Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.

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[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

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[-] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 27 points 4 months ago

Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again

[-] th3f4ult 10 points 4 months ago

The damn wizard pornpaganda.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 25 points 4 months ago

I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless

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[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

More pointless

Get the fuck out of here

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.

[-] capital@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

i don't know if it's me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it's not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Really? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you're old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah but I am and I made this meme.

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[-] SoleInvictus 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm solidly a millennial and I think it's hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.

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[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Do not ask

Continue to ponder.

Ponder the orbs.

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Born to ponder forced to rule

[-] anothercatgirl 7 points 4 months ago

I prefer to ponder the torus instead.

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[-] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

I put on my robe and my wizard hat

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