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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 106 points 1 month ago

Suggesting examples are not the same as explaining and therefore the interviewee will not be hired and therefore it is not a deadlock

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago

Suggesting examples are not the same as explaining

But the interviewee didnt suggest an example, they merely attempted to create a deadlock.

However, in their attempt to do so they imply that they CAN explain a deadlock and therefore should get the job.

The interviewer doesnt ask for an explanation, only if the interviewee is able to provide one.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

I have a feeling that you have to do better than "implying" you know something to land a job

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

I have a feeling this post is a joke

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

That's not possible. Everything on the internet is super serious.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Just curious about what makes you think that I'm not taking it as a joke?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Your first comment was how logically this was an incorrect action that wouldn’t, in fact, land the employee a job. We all get that, that’s why it’s a joke

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I was responding to the comment that says they should get the job tho

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Deadlock resolved

Iamdevloper has been chosen as the deadlock victim by lowleveldata

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Isn't that the haircut The Misfits invented in the 80s?

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

That's the devil locks lol

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Oh, right. Then it must be Bob Marley’s hair:

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

No that's dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 month ago

No, that's Dreadnought. Deadlock is a Batman villain who is an expert in firearms.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Not, you're thinking of Deadshot. A deadlock is a Scottish body of water that has been polluted to the point that no life exists in the lake.

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, you’re thinking of a dead lach. A deadlock is an anti folk music pioneer—not really dead yet though he claims to be dead inside.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

No, you're thinking of Lach who as far as I know is still alive. Deadlock is that cyborg guy from Marvel comics.

[-] mrmetaverse@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Ackchyually, you're referring to Deathlok. Deadlock is a cartoon metal band from the mid to late 2000s.

[-] sandbox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

sorry to ruin the chain but it’s loch, not lach. no irn bru for you!

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Eh I just misspelled it, the spirit, pronunciation are still there. I consider the chain in tact.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Hmmm. I think you're thinking of a dreadnaught. A deadlock is a magic using class in popular roleplaying games whose game powers are granted by a powerfu, but often manipulative, patron.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

No that's a dead loch. A deadlock is the bond of matrimony between two individuals

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's a warlock. Deadlock is the first frontman from AC/DC, before they got that Geordie fellow.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I read it as dreadlocks in the first place.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Me too. I was really wondering what sort of interview this was.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I read the post as "dreadlock" like three times in a row lol. I have been employed as a developer for many years and I don't think I've ever heard of "deadlock" as a named concept until now. The more you know.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Right... I see where I got confused. It's that band from that cartoon show right?

[-] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Your thinking of D̸̢̛͉̰̩̬̉̋̋̎͌̈́͑̔̾̔̃̓̈́̀͑̌̍̈̌̀̔̍͛̅̆̌̈́͒͒̋̂́͘͘̚̕̕͝͠͝ ̵̛̺͖̝̖͇͙̗̻̪͍͈̩̫͎̞̮̟͉̮̥̼̜̼̼͙̞̍̑̎́͛̎̓̑̐́̊̊́͑̿̽͐͋͗͋̈́̒̇̋̇͋̈́̏͋͛͑̈́̾̕̕̚͝͠ͅË̵̢̢̨̻̩̱̩̗̗̪̣̝̮̖͍͓̠̦̘͎̰̺͉̹̗͓̝̼͇̦̜̹̲̜̫̪͙̪̙̼͚͙̳̳̱͕̝̮̰̿͆̒͐̆̍̂̈́̇͒̏̓͐͐̉͗̒̾̔̉̔̏̈̏̎͑̈̚͜ ̷̢̧̧̛̺̥̙̣͍̘̥͈̹͇̤͎͍̞̩͍͔͈̯͕͚̥̼̗̲̯̬̻̙͎̻̂͊̽̎̎̅̒̃̃̓̊̈́́͌́́͗̊͐́͌̑̀͂̓̌̀̆́͗̾̅̚̕͘͘͜͜͜͝T̶̛͈̮͖̥̯̻͉͔̞̟̦̲̰̺̟̤̠̖͙͙̗̦̪̱̤̈́͊̌̉͑͐̓̃́̔͌̅̑͂͗̓̽͂̒̾̈́̊̂͆͜͝͠ ̴̨̧̨̨̪̼̰̗̟̯̜̖̱̬̥̩̘͎̩̜͇̬͍̠̪̮͚̲͈̞̤̹̮̹̞͕̱̱͍̻͓̱̙̔̇̉̊̒͐̋́̆͜͝ͅH̶̡̝̭̖̖̖̣̜͔͎̥̯̳̣̩̗̟̺̭͎͍̲͖̳̹̳̫̙̤͆ͅͅ ̶̨̢̧̧̛̛̭̣̦̥̣͚̺̼̰̗̳̼̜̰͙̦̻̾̌̇̏̊̋͆̋͑͒͑̀͋̄̒̀̈́͋̌̽̊͐̀͒̐̅͊̏̓́̉̽̏̒͗͘͘͜͜͝K̷̢̨̢̧̨̛̥͔̰͍̯̳͉̩̤͇̖̖̤͈̦͙͎̝̮̮̣̬͉̫̮̘͓͔̞͚̱̦̱̒̃̒͋̒̆̈́̀̒̂̏̊̋͊̀̀̓̈́̊̈́̎͌͗̈́͂͌̄̎͐̂̿͐̾̇͜͝ ̸̡̨̳̼̘̺̫͙͉̲̙͔̩̝̺̗̳͎̗̜͙͉̟̟̺͚͖͉͖̞̝̼̖̩̪̤̭̺͖̰̺͕̳̏ͅͅĻ̶̧̛̻̦̥͙̗͚͍̙̪̝̞̗̹̤̹̳̺͈̭͕͉̐̂̇̀̌̋̔͗͒̎̏̈̊̏̔́͋̈́̓͌́̈́̾̏͊͒ ̵̧̡̡̡̛̛̛͓̰̙͕̱̤̖̺̥͚̫̮̣͔̤͕̱̼̮̖̗̙͇̹̟̗͓̱̗͖̥̙̳̻̳͉͕̗̟̳̻̊̓͑̄̈́̌̎͌̿̊̏̆̆͊̾̿̋̽͛́̈̊͒̈́͂̆̽́̇̍͊͌͗̓̀̕̕͘͠͠O̷̧̧̡̢̨͓̘͉͈̮̟̜̱͔̮͖̠͇͕̜̰̫̩̜͕̝̖̤̞̹͈̼̪͚̘̙̗̜̺͎͋̀̊͑́̔͆̓̆̏͆̆͋̄́́̊͂̓̎̅̓̅̓͛̒͐͆̕̕̚͜͠͝ͅ ̸̡̡̧̧̧͙̬̥̯̗̞̬͖̣͇̠̦̳͚̪̻̬̼̙̣͚̟̦͍͔̣͚̼͖̰͎̘̟̩̬̜̬͖͉̠̘̳͈͛̏̉̏͑̋͌̏͐͋͐̚͜͜͠K̸̫͉̬̋̈́̈́̌̐̓̈̐͋͛̏̌̀͋̓̑͐͑̄̿̀̂̔́̾̈́̂̕͠͝, deadlock is P̶̨̡̛̼̜̳͉̞̬̱̘̺̟̎̈́̈́͆͋̀̿̾̋͑͑͗̿̍́͑̃͗̏̑̈́̏̏͐̍̄̅͛͌̂̐̇̀̈́͘̚̚̚͝ͅL̶̥͓͖̹̲̯͍̣̫̜͌̓̀̿̒͂̔͊̀̌̐̿̎̌̈̾̋͛̌̑̇͌͒͊̃͂͊̌̄̾͊͘͜͠͝E̸̢̛̛̛̹̪̫̮͖̤̣̭̖̙͚̲̠̩̞͔̟̮̰̳̺̘̳̖̥̟̦͉̯̤͎̦̘̙̼̟͍͉͇͗̒̿͋̈́̈́̋́̏̒̐̂̏̾̍̕̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅÃ̴̡̧̛̯̰̱̗̞̰̟̟̖͎̣̤̳͙̻͕͎̝̺̗͖̥̝̘͇̺̙̟̖̞̪͇̼̟̠̼̯̥̞͆̏́͂̈͒̽̓̌̐̒̃͑̉̔͒̅͑̈́̏̀̔̀́́̒̽́͆̿̃́̂̃̽͛̚̕͘͠ͅS̷̡̛̻̻̪͓̜̹̠̮̭̬̤͚̣̞̲͙̫͙̳̤̦͕͚̓͛̐́̾̈́̈́͗̉͋̉͗̀̿́̑͐̐̎̎̏͜͜͜E̴̢̧̢̡̗͍͍̞̠͚̱̤̱̣̻͍͕̅̎̾̽̓̌̾̋͒̓̃̽̌̈́̃̈͆̋́̇̂͗̍̑͆̈́̓̕̚͘͜͠͠͠ ̷̢̨̡̢̨̡̛̰̠̭̹̮͓̰̫̘̱̗͇̙̘̖̣͖̻̩̖̼̰̬̼͎̹̠͎́́͒͒͑̾̃̍̍͒̾̾͑͌̃͆͑͝͠ͅḨ̴̧̹̮̪̘̟̟̝̟͚̮̭͍̺͚̺̳̥̲̳͈̣͓͍̺̩̤̈̎̎̌́̑̓̈̑͐͋͐̑̀̂̓̅̆̿͑̿́̓̏̇͌̕̚̕͝͝͠ͅĚ̷͓̮͕̃̎̐̃̏͐̀̾̈̑͝L̵̢̮̰̭̫̲͈̩̙̙̘̗͙͈̳̰̙̝̬̦̙̭̔͐̈́̀͋̑̀̓͘͜͠ͅṔ̴̡̢̧̨̡̛̗̹̰̭̝̳͙̘̪̬̯̲̝͇̣̰͎̟̫͔̗̟̟̦̠̦̻̻͓̠͉͈͈̓̍͆̀̂̓̋̽̎͆̓̈̒̓̏͆͂̌͌͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̙̔̉͂͘̚͜͠͠M̵̧̧̛͎̠̹̞͙͖͖̫̤͈̥͖̗͎͙̖̝̭̤͐̅͗́͗́́͐͂̈̿͐̇̐͂̂̇̀͌̈́̾̀̋́̉̇̓͐̔̚̚̚͝Ẽ̴̢̛̛̛̛͙̗̹͎̘͋̄͋̃̒͋̆̋̑̍̈́͋̐̇̈́͌̎́̂̀̿̕̚͝͠͝ ̷̢̡̨̛͕̗̫͍̼̪͙͕͍̙̗͇̠̝̼͇̳̻̄̽͛̒̉̋̀͛̈́͊͗̍́́̎͋̽̿̈̑̋̅̚͝Z̵͚̳̔̆͗̇̽̄̀̿͗̔̂͘̕͝͝Á̵̞̜̲̬̥̮̮͍͖̹͕̜̟̯̖̱͈͉̯͉̭̙́̑͆̏̈́̄͑̇̋̈̐͊͐̎͑͋̂̈́̎̅͛́́̂̏̂͐̈͌̀̉̀͑͛̊̀̔̆̚͘͠͝L̷̢̺͇̥̲̺̟̻̩̬͉͙̗̮̦͕̱̖͕̼̱̪͇̩͇̬̓̇́͜G̶̙̞̥͕͎͓̰̅́͗̒̅̐̅̈͗̅́̓̇̇̎̒̀̑́̈́́̽͑̏̊͊́̀̀̿̓̕̕͘̚͝͝͝͝͝͠͝Ơ̵̱̘͈̙͉̫̗̏̉̿͋̋́́̓̑̾̌͒̄̒̇́̌́̌̃͛͊͂̉̊͛̈͛͆̏̇͂̾͂͂̕͘͘̚̚͜͠͠ ̷̧̨̧̖̩̗̞̤͚̙̝̺̯͕̪͔͇͇̝̘͉͎͍̫͕͉̄̐̇͘͜͜Ḩ̸͚̞̜̤͖̝̙̳̠͂̉̿̐̈̉̐̔̈́̏̂̔̆̑̂́̉͒̃͐̍̀̀͐̽̄̇̏̔̕̕͝͝͝͠A̴̧̢͍̼̺̳̪̳̖̬̘̗̙͈̮̣̎̅̌̿̋̏̒̃̏̀̉͊͌̃̔̎͛̿̕͘͘̚͝͝S̸̺͉͙̮̮̠̼͈̼̞͙̱̅̏̓͛̓̋͑̽̍͊͌̚̕ ̶͕͖̘̒̎̐̈́̅͗͗̔̚ͅR̶̨̡̧̡̰͇̣̟̹̞͍̭̞̭̫͔͕̝̼͔̻͙͈̯̍̎̾̋̈́͌͌͗͐̃͗̈́̈́̾̓̈́̕͝ͅĖ̷̱̦̩͍̙̠͓͙̪̱̖̖̘̳̘̯͆̎̇͑̓͒̈́͒̈́͐̊̅͊͒̂̀̔̋̊͋̔͛̂̓̐̎̂́̓̈́͗̃͑͒̄͝͠͝Ţ̷̨̢̙̣̣̱̙̟̝̣̹̘̞̭̭̩̪̪̝͎̻̝͙̻̺̟̫̱̫̻̖̀̔̈́̏͊̀̉̈́̄̈́͐̓̀̀͘̕͜͝ͅÜ̸̡̧̡̨̥̥̣̩̠̫͉̮͈̫̫̜͛̈́̐̊̈͗́͐̈́͋͋̾̀̌̄̐̽̑̓̓̄̆͂̊̆͠͝ͅͅͅṚ̴̢̡̧̨̰̣̻̞̤̗͇̭̭̹̦̲͇͇̥̰͕͉̟̘̣̘̰͇̳̲̰̤̦͈͔̑̓̐͂̾̈̎͒̔̾̄͌̀̎͌́̕̕͜͠N̷̖̻̤̻͕̜̺̠̦̮͙̣͂̽͒͋̏̈́̈́͠ͅE̴̡̡̨̨̡̫̥͍̮̬̞̹̼̙̼̮̲͕̞̣͍̩͖̤̱͎͖͐͊̌͌̍̌̽̇͛͝Ḑ̷̡̘̙͓̤̹̪͓̹̯̙͔͕̪͙̥̠̝̜̥̄̑̒̌͊́̉̏̋͐͊́̕̚͠

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Jeez, Kevin Bacon back there just won't get into the game.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What haircut?

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Oh. That's good.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

As someone who works with door hardware, this would be a pretty easy interview.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

From listening to deviant's talks, deadlatches still seem to be widely misunderstood.

[-] ebc@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Something something dining philosophers.

[-] ech@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a plot device for Dr Who writers to prolong tension. Do I get the job?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

TIL there is a name for this condition

[-] kewko@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

A bit racey for my liking

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Who can get there first?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The interviewer should ask him to explain livelock, and then leave the room.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's what your safe has when the batteries for the keypad stop working.

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