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how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[-] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[-] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

[-] itslilith 6 points 1 year ago

Bad investment, you can't resell them for nearly as much and you've contributed to the automobile industry that is lobbying hard against climate change policy

I'd start buying up mid-sized companies and reorganizing them as worker co-ops. Doing some long-term good while not violating the terms of the contract

If you're just after the money, do as every billionaire looking to launder some money does and buy art.

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[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago
[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Genie: There are 5 rules...

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I mean c'mon genie, that barely covers my Kharadron, Drukhari, and Votan dream collections.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Lol, just buy one house in the US.

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[-] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

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[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

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