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[-] meleecrits@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we needed

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

13 out of 13 sharks tested had cocaine in them

And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask me

this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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