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[-] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Why would anyone need to know the time besides when to plant? Give me a good star based calendar any night of the week.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Anything other than day and night and the changing of the seasons is new-fangled and useless.

[-] meleethecat@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I’m sure you’re joking, but finding the position of the sun is (or was) important for navigation too. Vikings used to use crystals to locate the sun when it was cloudy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunstone_(medieval)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Kings of the crystal caves apparently - he said they had crystals

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Is this king willing to trade crystals? Because I have all this copper I got from Ur...

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Poor Aham-Nishi. I keep telling you a water clock won't invite demons into your home...

[-] hungryphrog 15 points 4 months ago

YES IT WILL.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

If it's cloudy, the city's god does not wish you to know the time.

[-] PyroNeurosis 3 points 4 months ago

Sorry I'm late, boss. Sundial wasn't working this morning

this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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The Internet in Ancient Times

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Welcome to the stone age... or the bronze age... or the iron age... heck, anything with an 'age' is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.

This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.

CODE OF LAWS

1 - Be civil. No name calling, no fighting, keep your flint hand axes inside your leather pouches at all times.

2 - Keep the AI stuff to a minimum. It gets annoying and old fashioned memes are more fun for everyone.

3 - None of this newfangled modern 21st century nonsense. We don't even know what "21st century" means.

4 - No porn/explicit content. The king is sensitive about these things.

5 - No lemmy.world TOS violations will be tolerated. So there.

6 - There is no ~~rule~~ law 6.

Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I. I have not withdrawn myself from the men, whom Bel gave to me, the rule over whom Marduk gave to me, I was not negligent, but I made them a peaceful abiding-place. I expounded all great difficulties, I made the light shine upon them. With the mighty weapons which Zamama and Ishtar entrusted to me, with the keen vision with which Ea endowed me, with the wisdom that Marduk gave me, I have uprooted the enemy above and below (in north and south), subdued the earth, brought prosperity to the land, guaranteed security to the inhabitants in their homes; a disturber was not permitted. The great gods have called me, I am the salvation-bearing shepherd, whose staff is straight, the good shadow that is spread over my city; on my breast I cherish the inhabitants of the land of Sumer and Akkad; in my shelter I have let them repose in peace; in my deep wisdom have I enclosed them. That the strong might not injure the weak, in order to protect the widows and orphans, I have in Babylon the city where Anu and Bel raise high their head, in E-Sagil, the Temple, whose foundations stand firm as heaven and earth, in order to bespeak justice in the land, to settle all disputes, and heal all injuries, set up these my precious words, written upon my memorial stone, before the image of me, as king of righteousness.

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