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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 67 points 5 months ago

I learned to play outside with fire. Mom and dad didn't last and I understood destruction better.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Fire is good for the soul...accidently poured gas on my buddies foot when I was 6 or 7 playing with fire...got to stomp his foot out and everything

[-] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Similar thing happened to me and a good friend when we were little. We went outside and burnt some nailpolish by pouring it in little cups around town. One fire got a bit too big for our liking and my friend decided to stomp it out. Bad idea as his shoe started to burn and he looked like he was straight out of an Ong-Bak scene, flailing his flaming foot around. After taking his shoe off and smashing it on the ground a few more times he managed to save his shoe. Problem was the initial fire was still going and even getting bigger. Maybe it was the little workout he had just before or the panic, but he quickly thought of the next best way of putting it out was by simply taking a piss on it. Worked out perfectly fine.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Ong-bak gave me a good visual!!!

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

The good ending:

take out USB drive that my friend says will let me use something called "Linux"...

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 83 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Spend 7 hours trying to get it to run, mysterious errors every which way, give up, go to bed...

I use arch btw

[-] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

7 hours of fun, I’ll take it as a win.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 54 points 5 months ago

Jesus. That was an uncomfortable read. I hope somebody gave anon a hug.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 49 points 5 months ago

I dunno anon, maybe go outside and find a good stick to hit stuff with? 🤷🏻

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 47 points 5 months ago

Kids get yourself a Linux thumb drive.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 months ago

Yep, the computer time restriction software is definitely the problem in that situation.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 13 points 5 months ago

From the perspective of a 12 year old, it could be, yeah.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

Stop playing minecraft and study on how to boot off a thumbdrive. Use thumbdrive OS to study on how to defeat nanny program. Crack your parents online shopping accounts and order expensive gifts. Send them to each other. Enjoy the fight as you play minecraft all night long.

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago
[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 5 months ago

“Fire doesn’t need a password”

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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