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[-] catfishsushi@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Tell me you're a moron without telling me you're a moron...

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.

[-] exanime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

no, this is not a personality cult at all... nope nope nope

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands...

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

every person that has to wear a bandage on their right ear for whatever reason are probably screaming "FUCK" very loudly thanks to this.

[-] dmtalon@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

all I see is ear masks

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know what's dumber: This or listening to Democrats try and convince me I didn't see our esteemed president's brain melt in public on national television.

Both sides have their cultist devotees. That's how we got into this mess.

[-] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wankers....

[-] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
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