You shake the ball, it responds 'ask again later'...

... except there is also now a blinking red led, which is blinking more and more rapidly.

You can't trust the 8-ball in this situation, it's biased.

Plot twist: the liquid inside the ball is nitroglycerin.

Believe it or not, that’s a frisking.

Its funny, because America is dead inside :-D !

Ohh, her husband likes buttstuff, but she doesn't.

As long as it works for them, it's fine.