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[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 89 points 4 months ago
[-] Gormadt 188 points 4 months ago

I gotcha fam, I got this shit

"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."

No cap I think that's it

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 39 points 4 months ago

Shat is the past tense of the verb to shit, methinks

[-] Gormadt 12 points 4 months ago

While technically correct, when it comes to translating slang things become more art than science.

The goal is to evoke the same feeling and imagery.

Like how I changed "Honestly" to "Literally". Both are English but over here we don't use "Honestly" like that so the word "Literally" was a better choice.

[-] uriel238 10 points 4 months ago

For us old fogeys, literally still means without metaphor, so someone who literally shit the bed actually soiled their bedsheets leaving a mess for maid service, as opposed to figuratively making a mess in an other situation.

Honest, honest Iago just looked like a reliable friend who tells the truth and intends no harm. Politicians are honest. My weather station, when properly calibrated, is truthful in that it reports accurate facts.

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

But literally literally means figuratively these days

[-] Gormadt 3 points 4 months ago

And honestly honestly can mean figuratively as well

Words are weird yo

Definitions shifting and twisting over time is honestly so damn cool though, and common spellings falling out of favor for different ones is also pretty cool

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

The speed with which words change these days is dizzying, it’s honestly making my head literally spin

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

English-like, not strictly English. The line is generally pretty blurry in the modern day

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The original post is NOT Scots, please don't spread misinformation about the language more than internet people already have. Scots writing looks way different than this. The post is just English with some of the words being spelled eye-dialecty.

Among other things, you can tell by all the English words like "standing", "light", "thought", which would be "staun(d)in", "licht", and "thocht" in Scots (although "standing" could probably be used too). Reading the Scots Wikipedia page in Scots should make it obvious

Relevant Scots drama from a few years back

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago
[-] uriel238 7 points 4 months ago

No lie.

Capping as in teasing you with a fib, or commenting on how fat your mama is. Zoomer-Alpha slang.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Oh, well in that case, no cap....

Because my mama ate it all

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

The bat? I became lost some time ago.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Defs no cap.

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I's Bri'ish, ri'en foanettically, rye?

Pe'haps "Shet Maahsel" is maw clee?

[-] Samvega 37 points 4 months ago

It's Scottish English. Don't call a Scottish person English, they might take offence.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

That is what we call a "significant faux pas" in the industry

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 12 points 4 months ago

See dah's wye aye sèh Bri'ish, i's inkloosiv wen a mnoh shoah witch country i's from

[-] Theme 10 points 4 months ago

Scottish is British, they didn't call them English

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[-] Gormadt 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't have any money just take the wallet!

[-] uriel238 9 points 4 months ago

Mazel tov to you too!

[-] doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The "a" makes me think Scottish.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 8 points 4 months ago

This is definitely someone from around the Glasgow area

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[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago

Shat myself

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 11 points 4 months ago

Dinnae fash yersel, it's jist a wee blether.

[-] yannic@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's OP's friend. Shat Masel is always thinking the most outlandish things.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

highlandish things

[-] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

"...and I honestly shat myself thinking..." Also "goth" can be a goth, emo, metal head, or other adjacent subculture.. I'm not really sure what the deal with goths in Scotland is.

[-] Tankton@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Living in perpetual rain fog and twilight does that with you

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 4 months ago

Probably voice recognition. "Shat myself"

Punctuation would be nice too.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

people purposely dont use punctuation to show tone

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 4 months ago

showing tone is pretty much the entire point of punctuation

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

You have to read it with an Irish accent to understand the post.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Scottish works better, no?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago

Probably, but I can't do a good enough one in my head.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

I just default to Fat Bastard.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Nice, I helped!

Did you know that Random Task, the guy who throws the shoe, is in prison probably for life for torture, sexual assault, and murder? If not, here’s an unfun fact!

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago

That escalated from accents quickly.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

I posted some bullshit before editing myself to include my stupid factoid! …D;

[-] MacStache@programming.dev 34 points 4 months ago
[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

scots or scottish english maybe

[-] Leah96xxx 1 points 3 months ago

Yep, it's Scots, or at least mostly

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago

read it out loud

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 28 points 4 months ago

Scottish people have the best way of talking. We need more Scottish speaking people in this world.

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

There was a bunch of goths used to hang about outside Argos in Stirling and the locals called them The Argoths

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