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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 123 points 2 months ago

I always try to decipher their memes because they look funny.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 80 points 2 months ago

Whenever I can figure one out through context I feel like a genius

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago

Or when you try to read a word aloud and realize it's basically the same as the English word with 50% more consonents.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's the meme. They translate English expressions, names and brands into German 1:1, disregarding any standing idioms and available translations. Hard to read even as a German native. Struggling to figure out what to OP meant is like 90% of the fun.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That means you should start /c/moi_dlvv

[-] jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tbh I've kind of forgetten what little French I managed to learn earlier, so this wouldn't work for me either

[-] Achsonaja@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

I'm in the same boat with German sadly. Trying to relearn some though. Ich habe fast alles vorgessen.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago

Deutsch vergeht, die MaiMais bleiben.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Ich bin eine kleine auflauf

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[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Parle Français tu Hurensohn!

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[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Je vais «fuckin' subscribe» toute de suite

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago
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[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago

I'm legit considering getting back to learning German to understand their memes, they look so juicy

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

I especially liked their sausage starter kit (can't find the meme now)

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I took French in high school and barely scraped by. My wife took German and went on an exchange program for six weeks after high school and had a terrific time.

Close to 30 years later and I remember a lot of the French but she's forgotten most of the German.

So who's laughing now, huh?

Oh right, you got to have those six weeks in Germany. Merde.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

You won cause you can insult the French in their own language. Your wife had to be in vague proximity with a 1990s French person.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You won cause you can insult the French in their own language.

Not as well as the French can insult me for being American. And in perfect English too, most likely.

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[-] Jayjader@jlai.lu 31 points 2 months ago

Comme by !rance@jlai.lu !

Je pense qu'on est moins nombreux mais on s'y amuse quand même.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Bonjour ! Je suis actuellement en train d'apprendre le Français. Suis-je invité ?

And that's a real freaking stretch for what I know. And apparently I can't pronounce most of it correctly

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

C'est le probleme. Je vois !ich_iel tout le temps, mais !rance pas tellement.

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[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

Learning French in the US is such a let down. Spanish is the unofficial second national language and German has the best memes.

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago
[-] teft@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 months ago

It’s better because every post with an English word gets

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN

as a response

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

perfect English

Such a thing does not exist in Germany.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn't know the English words.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, the germans are well known sticklers to rules.

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[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Grammar and syntax aside, it's basically /me_irl for our German-speaking compadres. Most other languages - French included - generally have a community analogous to most of the popular English-language communities.

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[-] sayitghoul@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

German jokes are the wurst.

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

You miss all of it. Learn German instead. Drop the French.

[-] suction@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

In case you're learning French to be able to work at a bigger French company - don't. You will be very unhappy. The basic reason is, French companies, even those who think they're "modern", are still run like Louis XIV's is the CEO. Like an extremely rigid, top-down, feudalistic little empire full of screaming bosses and servile employees.

[-] celeste 16 points 2 months ago

As a German who speaks french: French is probably the easier language since you don't need to declinate words and only really use 3 forms for time.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes but at the same time german writing system is almost phonetic while french have many way to write one sound.

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago

Imagine writing queue and saying Kö

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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I studied German in high school and then as an adult I traveled to India and studied Malayalam, the language of the southern-most state of Kerala. I was surprised at how similar Malayalam was to German (in terms of grammatical structure, not vocabulary) and learned that it's because of Hermann Gundert, a 19th Century German missionary who learned Malayalam (and a bunch of other Indian languages) and published its first formal grammar, more-or-less imposing German's grammatical structure onto it.

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

For me it’s Dutch. The Dutch own late night Lemmy for me and I want to know what I’m missing.

I’ve picked up on Overleden though :(

[-] tvarog_smetana@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Dutch looks like someone got really drunk and tried to combine English and German.

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[-] produnis@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] ben_dover@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

guys i can read that shit and trust me you're not missing out on anything. if you could read those lame jokes, you'd block the community like i did

[-] rainerloeten@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I've posted to ich_iel and I think it was funny 🫠

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~Never too late to learn!~~

Es ist nie zu spät zu lernen!

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[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tu peux apprendre les deux ! Or join us on !rance@jlai.lu. Sure we are not as active as !ich_iel@feddit.org but maybe with your help will improve (^_^)

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[-] pezhore@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Pro tip, you can use Google lens to translate (if you're like me and don't care as much about my privacy/have an android phone).

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[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

French and German are similar but you just spit on people with different consonants

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