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State why
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Well basically, I was born at a very young age.
IMO the reason is that Julius Caesar reformed the Roman Calendar into one with 365 days and then Pope Gregory XIII also had a go at the leap years. Without this epic collab our ages in years would be counted differently.
"Parental units malfunctioned"
"Well when two people love each other…"
due to the number of years that have passed since my birth being less than 18.
"please state why"
Because of the nature of the time-space continuum.
This reminds me of an old Mad magazine "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions". What do you attribute your long life to? The fact that I haven't died yet.
At age 6 I was born without a face
I'm smurt.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2024
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