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I posted this earlier today in the tech lemmy instance, but, they have no sense of humor and deleted it. I'm trying here.

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 170 points 1 year ago

Musk has burnt through $44 Billion. I'm sure even the government could have spent it better than he has

[-] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 47 points 1 year ago

You overestimate governments. But a blind dog could've spent it much better.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 115 points 1 year ago

... he said in a post on a worldwide network whose creation the US government originally funded.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

Not for the purpose of giving it to the people.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 27 points 1 year ago

They only said the government were capable of doing it, not that they would be motivated by pure benevolence

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To be fair, of the 44B, they'd use 30b to blow up children's hospitals, give 13b to some rich fucks, 800m would disappear and the rest would fund something nice

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Have you ever looked at US federal spending? 27% goes to healthcare, 21% goes to social security, 13% to income security, 13% to defense, then the rest is split between education, veterans benefits, transportation, and regional development/other.

I know people like to meme the government spending, but the majority goes to healthcare, elder care, and veterans.

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[-] sapphiria 7 points 1 year ago

Via the same agency that created Agent Orange.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Fritz Haber invented synthetic fertilizers he also developed chemical weapons during ww1. Whats your fucking point? Lots of good things were created by terrible people and lots of terrible things were created by good people.

[-] AgentOrange@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Hello, you called?

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[-] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

They would have spent it on bombs and missiles, not on useful stuff.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Hey they would have bought a kid or two a book. Maybe.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 138 points 1 year ago

They spelled ‘eat’ wrong.

[-] crazyminner@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 year ago
[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

Yes! Bombard them with body spray!!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Dear god its a highschool boys locker room!

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Yeah but then you couldn't get that timely 'X' in there.

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[-] kitos@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

The techie guys are also the ones with verified Twitter accounts and Elon Musk balls on their mouths in my experience so i can't say i'm surprised if they deleted your post :/

[-] ehrenschwan@feddit.de 30 points 1 year ago

A lot of us sadly are, but there are also ones like me with a strong affinity for open source and such. And we collectively join in the Elon hate.

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Looks fake. Probably why. Lighting is all fucked. Ground not consistent with massive sign lit up. 🚩

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

we can't effort the rich anymore.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

But, doesn't light always go only up?

[-] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Yeah, otherwise it would be called "heavy".

[-] Polydextrous@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it’s hot. Heat rises. Therefore, vis a vis, indubitably, light goes up.

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I can tell by the pixels

[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago
[-] DavidRay@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Nope, T A X is an acceptable alternative spelling for E A T.

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[-] boo_ 36 points 1 year ago

Honestly, just taxing the rich is one of the most milquetoast and obvious takes ever. Should not even be radical imo since it just makes sense

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago

And yet here we are.

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[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

A resident should display a glowing Mastodon logo through their window

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The band, or the social network?

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[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

I agree with the idea, but where is the humor in this?

[-] Thitherwards@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

That's X sign on Twitter building in the end of tax

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Ah that explains everything. Thank you.

[-] Gamey@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It would definitely fit that instance too, it's also some quality shitpost and could fit in political communities as well so kind of a universal one if you ask me!

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Why did they delete it? Is it even a real picture?

[-] Polydextrous@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You’re looking at it. It’s as real as this text you’re reading!

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

All I see is blonde, brunette, red head...

[-] saxysammyp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Truly, an unexpected Matrix reference.

[-] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I guess some users of tech lemmy might have felt concerned by this.

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