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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago

The fact that the branding is larger than the informative label is fucked up. I wish capitalism would just fuck off.

[-] Sparky 5 points 4 months ago

I feel that rage every time I have to check if the bottle on the shelf in the shower is conditioner or shampoo.

Like who the fuck thinks this is OK.

Here's a personal example:


Devine

Scandinavian hair care since 2002

Weightless shine

Gives healthy and Weightless hair. With hunidifying silk products

~shampoo~

Developed with Scandinavian hairdressers


Now imagine the spaces between the individual lines of text being wayy smaller

[-] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago
[-] hark@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

If they're not side-by-side then it may be harder to tell, but the smell should clue you in. If in doubt, just give it a taste.

[-] sverit@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

PSA: Cinnamon and nutmeg look identical, but cinnamon in your mashed potatoes tastes weirdly christmas-y. I tested it, sadly.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

You seem to be implying that you put nutmeg in mashed potatoes as a matter of routine.

[-] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Nutmeg does interesting things to savoury foods. It's subtle though. It's often like a background singer making the other flavors better more than being a diva in its own right. I haven't added nutmeg to potatoes yet, but now I think I might try it. I usually add some fresh ground nutmeg to my spinach and bacon quiche. Nutmeg would also be right at home in a sweet potato pie. So why not mashed potatoes?

[-] Jambone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I like to put a little bit of nutmeg in mushroom soup. It adds a little more dimension to the flavor.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I add the tiniest bit of nutmeg to my alfredo sauce. It adds to the complexity of the sauce.

[-] faercol 8 points 4 months ago

Wait, isn't it very common? I always thought of the nutmeg+potatoes as a very common combination

[-] jdhdbdk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

As most of the time, it depends on the country!

[-] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Not sure about mash, but definitely have noticed it frequently in scalloped/cheesy potatoes

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I've never used cinnamon on my potatoes, but I add it to some savory dishes like chill. The key is, cinnamon cuts through, so you need veeeeeeeery little.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 months ago

on the other hand, apple pie with cinnamon AND cayenne sounds tasty …

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Spicy sweets is my favourite food genre that isn't taken seriously enough. Try it.

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 months ago

My wife has done this. Grabbed a bottle of Penzy's Northwood Seasoning instead of the cinnamon. That apple pie was... not so good.

[-] Serpent@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

My dad went for cumin instead of cinnamon for his apple crumble. Then he finished his whole bowl telling us it's fine. Everyone obviously left theirs.

We've never let him live it down.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, that seasoning is somewhat special. However, a spoon of cumin at least doesn't make you cry.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Maaaaaaaaaan, I was high af making some rice. Wanted to add some butter, sugar, and cinnamon. I got the first two, but unfortunately got cumin instead of cinnamon. Even high I couldn't finish it.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wanted to add some butter, sugar, and cinnamon.

You wanted to add those things to rice? Is this a dessert recipe I'm unfamiliar with, or were you just so baked you were combining random ingredients?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Half of cooking is combining random ingredients you think will work. Took the idea of rice pudding and wanted some cinnamon with it. Think between cinnamon toast and rice pudding.

[-] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That’s one WAY to cook.

[-] Almrond@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I eat rice like oatmeal in the mornings when I have leftovers. Butter, brown sugar, cinnamon, and some condensed milk is heavenly.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe like a weird high rice pudding?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Exactly. I was going for rice pudding but cinnamon, and was low on ingredients. It's actually pretty delicious if you don't fuck up the spices hahah

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Rice pudding is delicious, I wish you the best in making more and never mix up seasonings again!

[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

This fucked me up once. Raviolis with cinnamon is NOT nice. 💔

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 5 points 4 months ago

Cajun style

[-] qwank@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Wife and I make our own taco seasoning, keep it in an empty jar just like the cayenne (same brand as the picture). During a taco night grabbed the wrong jar, dumped pure cayenne in .... wasn't so bad until it became aerosolized and maced the apartment

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My grandmother (who really was a good cook) once accidentally put salt in a dessert she made instead of sugar. I can't remember what the dessert was, she made lots of them, but I remember biting into it.

[-] xylogx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

My GF in college made me a coffee and put in salt instead of sugar. Three Spoons Full!!! I spit it across the room...

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You wouldn't think it was good, but Tibetans drink salty, buttery tea and it's delicious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_tea

I only had it with yak butter once, but it didn't make a huge difference to my Western taste buds.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I literally made this mistake 3 weeks ago. Worst oatmeal ever.

[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

I didn't notice the title at first and thought this was about shrinkflation. One is 69g and the other is 82g.

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Also canelle is pretty labor intensive to harvest.

[-] thayer@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Hah, I can absolutely see myself doing this if we didnt keep our "baking" spices and related ingredients in a different cupboard.

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

My cardamom jar is identical to my white pepper.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago

Done that. Don't recommend.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 4 months ago

I sprinkled cayenne in my Chai once. Spicy Chai can be good. This one was not.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I swapped garlic instead of ginger in my chai by accident. Never thought I'd be mad at garlic.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

My wife has enough variety of spices that I have to read the labels every time I grab spices to add to anything

[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I imagine American Pie would have had a far more interesting scene if this played out there ...

[-] iaMLoWiQ@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

This is too much spice for the crackers here.

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

"It's called 'cinnamon', Karen."

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago
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