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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

So nobody named Gary will live past 58? That's sad.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Not if they stay in Britain. Yes, that's a threat, get outta here Gary!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Is the NHS really that bad these days?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago

It’s Logan’s Run but for Garys.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't think I've ever met a Gary.

Edit: I did more digging and this is false

Let's clear this up - the last person to be called Gary WAS NOT BORN IN 1992 and they will not die out by 2050.

The story comes from the Daily Mash, a very funny site but really, when this quote was used, everyone should have known it was a joke:

"Logan, who tours maternity hospitals promoting the name Gary, said: 'We’ve already lost Alan, the last Ken is living in a shed in Farnborough and the Lees that were once at every party claiming they knew martial arts are increasingly rare.'"

Still never met one though, but I'm Canadian.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Try Vault 108.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Imagine being a travelling name salesman. This takes brand promotion to a whole new level.

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

Time to put the last one in a vault and start cloning.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Gary Gary Gary!

[-] egerlach@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Even everyone's favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

He is clearly one of the treasured few

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Probably for the better, if you think about what happens when a Gary gets Busey.

[-] i_dont_want_to 5 points 4 months ago

Smell ya later

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Pictured: An endangered Gary in his natural habitat.

[-] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aren't they called Barry nowadays? Plenty of those cunts if you watch the news?

[-] CaptainKickass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Whatever, Gary...

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Gary Godspeed will never die!

Edit: This Gary is american, i think. Does it still count?

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