you dip the chicken nuggets in whiskey and then roll them in cocaine for a nice speedy schnitzel
That is going to taste so bitter, my tongue just dried up from thinking of it
That's why there's bbq sauce.
The straight whole coffee beans. 🤣
Ngl I've munched coffee beans before. There's chocolate covered whole coffee beans, so why not eat them without the chocolate too?
Condom lube on my cheese board doesn't sound appetizing
It's flavored
Its cheese flavored.
It is now.
Well in that case...
These ribbed condoms don’t taste anything like ribs!
All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?
Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.
Needs more grapefruit.
This charcuterie board fucks.
WHERE are the motherfucking CHEESE BALLS?!
After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.
I can't wait to put your Sweady balls in my mouth.
Three condoms? My, we're young and frisky, aren't we?
They are unwrapped and sitting pretty close to some meat and cheese. Feels like that's just asking for disrupting vaginal health balance. Plus I'd be suspicious of holes poked in the condoms. Unwrapping them is such a weird thing to do.
That's a fucking party right there
Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?
One for the shaft and one for each testicle
Duh .. we all learned this in sex ed
Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don't yours?
Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”
The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?
That depends.
39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"
40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."
To me this just looks like a typical day that started with the best of intentions.
Oh sweet, mcnuggets!
Which should pair well with the whiskey and coke. According to a friend.
I can almost hear Major Kong (Slim Pickens) from Doctor Strangelove:
"Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."
I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers
YES.
I'll order the same happy meal.
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