551
Finger licking rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to c/196
all 48 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] rxin 60 points 5 months ago

not sure if that's a pan. there's no hands in there on the map...

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 69 points 5 months ago

Balancing Kentucky fried chicken on your dick is a power move for sure

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Kentucky Dick Chicken is finger licking good!

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

stick it in the mashed potatoes first

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Kentucky fucked chicken?

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

I'm from Kentucky and i approve this meme.

Just needs more Bourbon. And horses. And poverty. And meth.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Meme? Lol they legit teach this to kids in school. That my home MIMAL, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana.

I would have totally failed that 3rd grade geography test had it not been for that lil fucker

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not to be confused with MAMIL, Middle-Aged Men In Lycra

[-] Maeve@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

We learned by rote, same with math. I still feel cheated I wasn't taught common core math, after seeing a video on YT a few years back.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

And that's just the McConnell Estate! Heyo!

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have no idea what any of the states are that make up the chef (not American). But I now forever and a day will be able to find Kentucky

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 18 points 5 months ago

The chef states are (from North to South) Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. Those states, amongst others, grow a lot of food, Corn, wheat, rice, pork, beef, and soy, come immediately to mind. They're certainly not the only ones, but they do a lot.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago
[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Louisiana's pretty easy to remember, as well- not just because it's the boot, but also because it's shaped like the first letter in Louisiana.

If someone showed me a map of a fantasy world they created with something like that on it, I'd think they were a hack. But, here we are, I guess!

[-] snugglebutt 15 points 5 months ago

almost heaven,
pan virginia

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I see only one of them. Where do you see the other nine?

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 14 points 5 months ago

mrw I see Tennessee on a map

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Shirts are illegal in Missouri.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

What about shoes and service? Have they been banned there yet?

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 5 months ago

I live here. It is true. I have the worst fucking sunburn.

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Those are some very blue boots

[-] phuntis@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago

well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn't he be wearing his wellies

[-] Gormadt 12 points 5 months ago

My color blind ass is struggling with the red text on blue, what's it say on the right?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

"Kentucky fried chicken right here!" with a line going to Kentucky

[-] Gormadt 6 points 5 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

No problem 🙂

[-] Maeve@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

You guys' comments here are so wholesome.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Memories Involving Machines And Llamas?

Merchants Intuitively Meddling And Lying?

Men In Malta Mocking A Lion?

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

From 3rdish grade iirc, MIMAL (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana) is a man in a chefs hat making lots of food for the whole country. MN being the hat, LA being the shoes.

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Damn you must have had a good school. I didn't learn about MIMAL until 6th grade social studies.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

It was pre-NCLB, I think they had a lot more freedom on curriculum then.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

I never knew this acronym, but I found it helpful that the states directly north of Texas all have a K.

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

!cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Didn't read the text, thought it was a man boning a chicken

[-] DannyMac@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Idk, Kentucky is fairly distinct with its shape... I'd appreciate something to help me with Colorado, Wyoming, or Kansas

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

As someone who lived in Kansas, just look for the middle of the middle.

The center column of states has 6 states (North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas), and Kansas is in the middle of that vertical line (given that the northern 3 are a bit thinner).

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

The box that says shirt, right? This is actually kind of neat to know. Thank you.

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, the box that contains "Shirt"

Fun fact, the geographic center of the contiguous states is very near the center of the top edge of Kansas. Including Hawaii and Alaksa, the geopraphic center shifts to the top left corner of South Dakota, just east of where Montana and Wyoming meet.

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

When I was a child, my mother had to travel to Kentucky for work and I told everyone who asked that she was at "Kentucky Fried Chicken."

My dad pointed out where Kentucky was on the map, and I almost immediately saw the chef and pan in the state shapes. I've never forgotten where Kentucky was since then.

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
551 points (100.0% liked)

196

16505 readers
1921 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS