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[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 69 points 2 years ago

Bee is friend

Most small wasp is friend

Large wasp is angry man with small knife

Hornet is weird friend with sword

Fly and mosquito are piece of shit

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bumble bee is drunk friend

[-] ReeferPirate@lemy.lol 18 points 2 years ago

Drunk friend that makes candy

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

Flies and mosquitos are friend food 🦇🐦‍⬛

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Flies are not an enemy, and are fren food so they are ok.

Mosquitoes are the enemy, diseases, infernal sound and itchy bites. No purpose that flies aren't here to do.

[-] Catoblepas 10 points 2 years ago

Tarantula hawks are big wasps but friendly (unless you’re a tarantula).

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Rats are big fluffy friend that never shower, reek, and likely harbor many diseases 🥰

[-] illi@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Rats actually keep themselves pretty clean, they are constantly grooming themselves. But yeah, I'd not pet a wild one.

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 4 points 2 years ago

rats piss literally everywhere

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 2 years ago

"It is only when the mosquito lands on a man's balls that he considers a non-violent option." - Confucius

[-] twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago

I legit can't imagine hurting a bee. Wasps I'm less sympathetic to. But I love bees.

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The bee murdering is believed to be worse, then killing a wasp, because they are "hard working" aka useful for us.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is nothing more pleasurable than swinging hard at a wasp and slapping that piece of shit. I also enjoy it when it doesn't die immediately and has to think about it's life and it's choices.

[-] original2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What life choices, its a fucking wasp bbg. Electric rackets are cool tho, and instant.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

You should probably replace your detector.

You might enjoy bug spray. It's literally nerve gas for bugs.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

No it's not. It damages their respiratory system, not their nervous system

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Hi! I'm not the biggest fan of wasps, but I wouldn't kill them. It's best to get a cup or glass and a piece of paper or cardboard, then release them outside, so they can't sting you, and are out of your way! I understand your disdain for them, but wasps are also valuable pollinators, so please don't kill them!

[-] original2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Depending on where you live it may be hard to distinguish some bees from wasps, like the mason bee (my second favourite bee)

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Dude is covered in feathers and leather, but will not kill a bee.

And that is your meme hero.

[-] original2@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

No they died of natural causes... Humans are natural right?

[-] pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  1. Kill animals for food

2a. throw away the parts you can't eat

2b. now that the animal has died at least use everything it offers

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

the only animal/insect I kill are Cockroaches because they are nasty and ugly and come out of the sewer, but even the roaches I don't like to kill with the shoe. I poison them with spray. Idk why. I do feel sorry for the roach but can't have it walking around my house

[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

Aren't we all just disgusting, ephemeral creatures crawling around the surface of this fragile rock hurtling through an uncaring void? :)

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

A good chunk of us for sure

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, and if I were invading someone else's space and tracking poop around, I wouldn't fault someone for squashing me.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Have you tried asking the roaches why they're scurrying around your house on their disgusting little legs?

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Isn't spraying with poison the more cruel way to kill it?
Either it will die during an immediate fight for life or bring the poison to the nest, where all of them slowly die.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oh no I use the spray one. They die in 2 seconds dont have time to say goodbuy to their kids

[-] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I love bees! Sometimes I can't help but gaze closely at them as they're wedging themselves in the digitalis purpurea and working hard for their hive!

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

this is some Nobel Savage shit OP

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