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I summon shid in your pant (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Missmuffet@lemmy.world to c/196

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 38 points 10 months ago

Me, who has 120% Reflection on my equipment:

[-] Missmuffet@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

sweats

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

[-] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Lol where is this from?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Wizard fight?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Nose wind of the north!

https://youtu.be/6hSscvRhqig?t=7m7s

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 21 points 10 months ago

Itchy bones

[-] AceSLS@ani.social 11 points 10 months ago

Thanks Satan

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

My mind put a r in there

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Itchy brones

[-] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Might I remind you that "shit" can be used with the spell command.

[-] itslilith 14 points 10 months ago

Cum

[-] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

😩

[-] lesnout27@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

By any chance, was your Daddy a Femcow and your mama was a boy?

[-] itslilith 4 points 10 months ago

Impressive, you had 6 seconds

[-] dorumon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

[-] kotauskas 9 points 10 months ago

Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

[-] rumschlumpel 7 points 10 months ago

Meh, I have already have IBS.

[-] hungryphrog 4 points 10 months ago

jokes on you, I don't have any pants

[-] Lotarion@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush

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