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Elections (sffa.community)
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[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 164 points 1 month ago

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

[-] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 month ago
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[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

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[-] variants@possumpat.io 66 points 1 month ago

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

[-] Zink@programming.dev 23 points 1 month ago

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

[-] set_secret@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He'd be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers....

[-] Gsus4@programming.dev 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 month ago

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

But don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there's a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency

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[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 30 points 1 month ago

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

[-] Zink@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!!11

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog's skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying "they're wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!".

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."

wait is this just eugenics?

[-] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"All of them. Ideally.

... Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn't I?"

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 points 1 month ago

I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

[-] molten_iron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

[-] hungryphrog 12 points 1 month ago

since when did foxes kill sheep

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

They generally don't, but all things are possible in memeland!

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 11 points 1 month ago

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

This word has lost all meaning at this point.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Lemmy.world has become an anticommunist echo chamber, reasonable people don't stay there and anti-leftists feel more welcome there.

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

That's definitely what I've observed. The constant whining gets pretty grating, wish they would finally just form their own instances and defederate from whoever the hell they want. Instead they sit around in the largest most entry-level instance and badmouth and whine at the mods to cut off any instance where the majority view is to the left of and critical of the status quo.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Yep. They defederated from Hexbear before ever being federated, haha.

I believe after they defed from Lemmy.ml, dbzer0 will be next, and maybe even Lemm.ee.

Ultimately, if you pretty much only punch left, you end up inviting fascists like Zionists to sit with you, leaving the most insuferable instance imaginable.

[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

lemmy.ml and anti-democratic meme? surprised not

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 12 points 1 month ago

why is this anti democratic again?

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[-] yboutros@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago

Russia (allegedly) has elections too however

[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh yes, Russia, the renowned standard of democracy /s

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean give the man (or not) credit, some of the most powerful and influential countries in the world is where democracy suffers terribly either at the hand of despotism or at the hand of capitalism (likely both).

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[-] hungryphrog 4 points 1 month ago

'elections' with reaaaaaaally big quotes

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

What in the world are you on about? This is about how politicians will pay lip service to the public but will act in their own interestd, usually based on their donors.

I get that you're on Lemmy.world, where everyone outside of your anticommunist bubble everyone is a secret scary tankie, but this is even worse of a take than nornal.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

You'd have ti ask the AI

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

wake up sheeple!!!!

[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't trust vegetarians

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